The #2 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – GLOWARMS

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

The #2 recipient of a lifetimesprescription of Dried Frog Pills goes to those wonderfully cuddly GloWarmS: Global Warming pSychotics.  The “Do as I demand, not as I do” folks we call GloWarmS are unabashedly watermellons at heart – green on the outside, red on the inside. Their marches and rallies are amusing enough but when they try to converse in science they’re down right funny. They shriek and cry that the earth’s temperature is rising, the ocean levels are rising and the arctic glaciers are melting. However studies, actual scientific studies, show the opposite to be true: the earth is starting to cool, the level of the Pacific is lowering, and regardless of what’s happening in the arctic (there’s only 30 years of data to look back on in the first place) the antarctic ice sheet is growing.

Now don’t get me wrong – I’m not against Global Warming. In fact I’m all in favor of Global Warming, however the GloWarmS make global warming sound like a bad thing. During the periods of global warmth mankind flourished, longer growing seasons means more food for the world population, deceases were less prevalent. Historically during cold periods mankind suffered horribly; longer colder winters almost guarentee famine, plague, death.

So why do the GloWarmS want to plunge mankind into an abysmal gulf of frigid misery?

Simple: to advance themselves. Their concern isn’t for mankind, it’s for themselves. It’s a huge happy game of “Look at me! Look at me! I’m the one who cares, not you!” Their destructive policies are designed to soley destroy the economies of the western world while advancing the pocket books of those on the inside who are dealing with “Carbon Credits” a.k.a. the smoke and mirrors of the 21st century. This is how carbon credit trading works: You own a company that produces goods and services but also emits carbon dioxide. You buy carbon credits from another company and this allows you to continue to emit carbon dioxide. The other company is supposed to cut back on their carbon dioxide emissions. In reality the other company is either a) in India and they’re going to do what ever they want, but now they have your money to do it with or b) never was going to emit carbon dioxide in the first place and in fact was only created to take your money. A very good example is Al Gore’s company Global Investment Management – it does nothing but sell carbon credits to rich people, it’s not capable of generating anything more dangerous than carbon paper. He set GIM up with his political cronies years before the current global warming hysteria, almost like he knew what the mood of today’s GloWarmS would be ‘back in 2004 (Emphasis mine, multi millions of dollars made, his.)

But let’s ignore Al Gore for a moment. Forget the fact that a college failure, pothead, and wind-up toy with a room temperature IQ has made millions of dollars and has tarnished the once lustrous reputations of several awards with a poorly produced and technically flawed Power Point slide-show. The global warming scam isn’t about the planet, it’s about money. Lots and lots of money. It’s an excuse to depress the US economy with impotent bullshit like the Kyoto protocol and come up with newer and better money making scams like the Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX) one part of a network for trading the nebulous and fictitious Carbon Credits.

Exchanging carbon credits is a snake oil scam the likes of which this planet has never seen. About the closest we can come is Tulipmaniawhere the Dutch economy was driven by the sales of tulip bulbs, some of which were getting the prices worth more than 10 times the average Dutchmans annual income. Just like the Dutch economy was driven to disaster over something as vaporous as the beauty of a tulip, the Carbon Credit scam is even more vaporus because it’s built on a lie. Here’s some truths to make your eyes water:

 There is no consensus on Global warming. nearly 20,000 responsible scientists have signed a petition to demand and end to the demagoging and get down to real live science.

The ocean is not going to rise 20 feet.

Man made Carbon Dioxide comprises approximately 0.28% of all “green house gasses” WTF is stopping ALL CO2 emmissions going to accomplish?

The planets of the solar system have displayed warming recently due to a higher solar output. However the GloWarmS consider you to be stupid and want you to believe that the Earth has shown warming for a completely different reason.

And stupid is as stupid does. Poor duped GloWarmS fill the streets demanding pretty much everything but mostly demanding cheap renewable non polluting energy sources. The problem is that they really don’t want cheap renewable non polluting energy sources. Nuclear power would provide all the energy the GloWarmS want without the horrible CO2 emissions they’re so worried about but they’re busy protesting that too.

Go figure.

The #3 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – HILLARY’S FLYING MONKEYS

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

For some reason a large portion of our society has decided that they need to follow a candidate that’s been nothing but an embarrassment to the American political system since her emergence into it as a incompetent crooked Arkansas lawyer whose primary task is to legally harass the sluts, whores, bimbos and trailer trash that her husband has either been sleeping with or raping.

Her whole life is little more than a lie and a cover-up. From protesting the US, visiting the USSR during the Vietnam war, flunking the Washington DC bar examination, to sleeping with a possible Wihabbi Saudi agent, to even her own name she’s blurred the issues, lied about details, blamed others for her own failings, and has displayed little more than megalomania, anti-semitism, intolerance, and incompetence in everything she says and does.

When Hillary Clinton is asked about her name she often says she’s named after Sir Edmond Hillary the first man to climb Mt Everest. Unfortunately she was born years before he made his ascent, so why the lie? When she was running for CarpetbaggerSenator in New York, a state she’s never lived in and only rarely visited, the promised the economically depressed area of Western New York “250,000 new jobs” if elected. Of course the jobs never appeared, in fact more jobs left the area as taxes continue to rise. On a return visit she said “Where are the 250,000 jobs George Bush promised?” Unfortunately many Western New Yorkers didn’t appreciate the insult to their intelligence and insured the world knew of her (chose one:) stupidity/duplicity. Why the lie Hillary? You know you don’t need to campaign anywhere outside of Manhattan to get elected in New York, as everyone knows The Peoples Republic of New York (Anywhere ease of Binghamton) will elect a moldy cheese sandwich if it runs as a Democrat. Charles Schumer for example. This is the honest politician that the Flying Monkeys want to elect.

In 1997 Hillary decided to soften her image and pose for photos with sick kids in Georgetown Hospital. Some of them had tubes sticking out. Some had lost their hair to chemotherapy. Some were groggy because of the pain killers they had to take. Hospital officials were quickly told this would not do. Hillary would look bad in a newspaper photo if she posed with sickly looking children. They were told. “No children that look drowsy, skip bald kids, sick looking kids, or kids with tubes sticking out.” So here’s what the hospital actually did. They outfitted a hospital conference room with toys and kids decorations. They ordered hospital staff members to bring in their healthy children who would pose as sick children in photos with Hillary and that’s exactly what happened. This is the kind of caring nurturing individual that the Flying Monkeys want to elect.

A young Marine, proud to serve his country, was on White House duty near Ms. Clinton, the first lady at the time. She found her coffee cup was nearly empty and told the guard to go get her more coffee. His proper response with both dignity and respect was, “Ma’am, I’m not allowed to leave my post, ma’am.” But Hillary wouldn’t quit. She ordered him again and he gave the same response. So she threw the rest of the cup of coffee in his face. This is the kind of Commander In Chief the Flying Monkeys want to elect.

Three health insurance company executives went to the White House to present their input for the health care plan that Hillary was developing. They were kept waiting an hour. Then Hillary walked in, slammed their proposal on the table, and said, “Gentlemen, I have looked at your proposal, and it’s pure bulls–it! Now, you’ve had your meeting! Get out!” This is the kind of statesman that the Flying Monkeys want to elect.

The Senator from New York attended one funeral for the victims of the 9-11 massacre. ONE. This is the cold hearted bitch the Flying Monkeys want to elect.

When you’re going to elect a president the first thing you need to ask is “What has my candidate done?” In Hillary’s case it’s nothing. Her only experience in leadership was the Health care task force which was conducted illegally and a miserable failure. Her only experience in project management is the Bimbo Eruption Task Force where she brilliantly succeeded is covering up not only her own but her husbands philandering ways, rape, and a possible murder. As a lawyer she was a complete failure and somehow ended up with the billing records of the law firm in her own personal baggage. Her greatest success other than the Bimbo Eruption Task Force was the White House Enemies List where she illegally gained access to hundreds of secret FBI files of her political opponents and got away with it.

On of her top advisers is Sandy Burger – the man who broke into the national archives and stole uncounted documents on her husbands record.

Somehow the “Smartest Woman In The World” is too stupid to figure out how to give the National Archives permission to release her records from when she was first lady.

I don’t think there’s enough Dried Frog Pills for those who blindly follow the most unsuitable candidate for president ever, but there’s people who will vote for someone just because of their gender.

The #4 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – ANTI-WAR PROTESTERS

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

 The #4 recipient of an all expense paid prescription for enough Dried Frog Pills to float the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) are all those fine folk who try to remind us on a daily basis that peace is only obtainable on their terms, and they’ll kill any one (especially US Service men and women) to get it. You got it – Anti-War Protesters.

Anti war protesters come in many shapes and forms: Tools (of the Communist Party), Useful Idiots, Pinkos, Fellow Travelers, Thugs, Terrorists, and Dupes. I’m sure there’s a few there that are actual died-in-the-wool pacifists and conscientious objectors but from what I’ve seen their numbers are few, very few. I met one self proclaimed pacifist and she insisted she was a pure pacifist - she was going to prevent as many young men from being drafted as possible if she had to fight to do it. So I guess we can add “Moron” to the list.

Some Tools are in reality sheer cowards, they’re simply protesting the war in case they may be called up to do something other than sit around with their thumbs up their asses living off the protection that other, better people are willing to die to insure. These are the ones that chant and march and wear sunglasses so they can’t be recognized. Should one cop show up to their little soiree these are the ones leaving vapor trails that fade off to the north. Most won’t be able to stop running until they can see the cameramen for ‘Ice Road Truckers’.

Some guys are in it for the chicks, however why a real man would want to date a chick who can produce more testosterone than all the “men” around her is beyond me.

Many of the Tools are poor deluded freaks who honestly think that peace is an absence of war. They march, they chant, they think it’s 1968, they use mind expanding drugs with no expansion actually occuring. In reality peace is most definitely NOT an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice. Peace is something that none of the protesters have ever actually displayed. They harass men and women of honor and dignity. They protest outside of Walter Reed Army Medical Hospital shouting at the men and women who sacrificed all for their country, they insult, scream at, and terrify the families of the wounded going to visit the fallen, they demand that the troops shoot their officers.

The vast majority of the Tools are true believers in themselves and little more. The president they want isn’t in the White House so they’re going to protest his war regardless of the fact that nearly every bullet fired in the middle east brings us one terrorist death closer to REAL peace. They attend rallies organized by A.N.S.W.E.R. (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism (and they don’t care squat about racism) which is the moron control wing of the Workers World Party which itself is unabashedly a branch of the Communist party and dedicated to the overthrow of the US Government at all costs.) They follow their communist handlers orders, marching in the streets turning a serious debate into a leather fetish convention, meanwhile the Lame Stream Media (many of which joined the media as a way of avoiding the draft in the 60’s and 70’s) gives these cretins more credence than the actual fighting men and women of our armed forces who are daily liberating not one but two countries at once with so little support from the home front… I swell with pride when I see what these kids are doing, and then I wish I had a rifle when I see what these lazy good for nothing spoiled pieces of shit are doing on the home front.

The World Workers Party is THE most embarrassing thing to come out of Buffalo NY, including shitty weather, child molester Jeffery Jones and the Bills Superbowl record. The WWP is whole heatedly dedicated to the destruction of the United States of America, and everything it stands for. Representatives of the International Action Center (part of the WWP) frequently travel to North Korea and Cuba and frequently traveled to Saddam Hussein’s Iraq, where they participated in public meetings and rallies and had private meetings with government officials. The reason why the party was founded is because they thought in 1956 that the Socialist Workers Party was not being supportive enough of the Soviet invasion of Hungary.  Since then, they’ve supported the Cuban revolution, the Vietcong, the overthrow of the Shah in Iran.  They had a fair amount to do with the Attica prison riots.  They applauded the killing of students in Tieneman Square.  They supported Slobodan Milosevich’s Serbia, Saddam Hussein’s Iraq, these are the assholes that are stirring up anti-war sentiment. Lets face it, do you think that these kids IN the protests, the ones with a combined GPA of 1.4 can come up with a clue how to rent a bus let alone an entire plan for a 20,000 zombie protest?

REAL anti-war protesters I have no problem with, but like I said, they’re few and far between. I have much more respect for some one like Mohammad Ali who refused to go and took his lumps than these morons spouting communist platitudes and thinking they’re witty. These punks today are just about able to articulate “Don’t Tase Me Bro” and whine that they’re suffering for a cause when it rains and their Marylin Manson make-up runs. One wonders what they would do if they had to actually defend themselves against someone who really wants to kill them. Besides wet themselves.

How to find out if the jerk you’re confronting is a real anti-war protester or just a tool for the Communist party? Find out if they were protesting Clinton when he ordered the Chinese Embassy in Kosovo to be bombed. Ask them if they protested when Clinton ordered the civilians of Yuglaslavia to be bombed.  Ask them if they’re protesting every December 25 for the troops to come home from Bosnia. (You may have to remind them that last century, in 1995, Slick Willy promised that the troops would be home from his private little wag the dog war for Christmas, they’re still there in the central European muck waiting for deliverance.) And ask them if Rwanda and Darfur are what they’re looking for when they demand peace.

So here’s to you you estrogen pumped man of peace, oh ye of Marxist monotone and zombie like demeanor. Your handlers consider you expendable (I mean, they are bent on killing you anyhow) so they won’t care if you suddenly simulate a sudden bout of sanity. And I’m sure you won’t mind if I administer this Dried Frog Pill suppository with a 2″ brass drift and an iron mallet, will you? I mean, what are you going to do if you don’t like it… fight me?

The #5 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – 9-11 CONSPIRACY MONKEYS

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

Sure there’s people who need a Dried Frog Pill more than the 9-11 Conspiracy morons, but there’s not too many, and I’ll bet there’s several folks out there that are going to walk away with multiple prescriptions. Good thing they’re all on the loony left, because if they were an upstanding conservative the Public Prosecutor of West Palm Beach FL would have them in leg irons.

The 9-11 Conspiracy morons are a unique bunch. With absolutely no proof what so ever they’ve invented a horror story of Tom Clancey proportions, no two nutcases have the same story, no two stories have the same “evidence” yet every story and every nut case puts the blame directly on someone other than the bastards that did it. I will save you some embarrassed reading – they don’t blame it on an actual enemy of America, they don’t blame it on anyone that’s even a threat, they blame it on someone they personally hate and they do that because it’s easier than having to think.

We’re not talking about MIT scholars here, we’re talking intellectual powerhouses like Charlie Sheen and Rosie O’Donnell, we’re talking brain dead leftists and those with terminal BDS. We’re talking about people that bravely ignore actual evidence, put aside investigative reports and engineering studies to spout their nonsensical disproven theories with a pride that only comes to the truly clueless. Almost like they are legitimate, cognitive thoughts, these people spout their sad silly beliefs until people gifted with multiple digit IQs begin to wonder if a public beating wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

The entire thing started with the French (go figure) when Pepe La Pew suddenly realized that when Flight 77, an aluminum can with wings and jet fuel slammed into the bomb proof 18″ thick concrete walls of the Pentagon it didn’t leave a perfect airplane shaped hole! The article written by the surrender monkey showed a huge pile of aircraft debris: landing gear, engine rotors, etc and boldly claimed that it showed no evidence that an aircraft was even involved.

More and more nutcases piled on with dumber and goofier theories until a point was reached that these sad silly people were reacting in shock that a 110 story tall building could actually “Fall at the speed of gravity” (Hey Rosie! Can I use that line? I know literate people who will die laughing at that one.) These poor misguided people are still in shock that people who didn’t work in the towers didn’t show up to work there that day!!! Of course there had to be secret bombs in the World Trade Center (so secret that their explosion was never recorded and no detonating device was ever found) Because, when you bravely ignore all evidence, as I recently discovered in their world, steel maintains 100% of its structural integrity up until the point where it actually melts.

Here in the dimension I like to call “Reality” steel doesn’t work like that. This, America, is what happens when you don’t force your little droolers to take elementary shop class in middle school.

So here you go you 911 Conspiracy types, take this little Dried Frog Pill and put it in your mouth and… no your mouth… put it in your MOUTH… YOUR MOU… oh never mind, you’ll walk funny for a while but it’ll still work.

The #6 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – MEDIA MORONS

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

“As Violence Falls in Iraq, Cemetery Workers Feel the Pinch”
— Headline over an October 16 story by McClatchy News Service reporters Jay Price and Qasim Zein.

That headline pretty much caps is all. You can’t possibly get stupider than that, but the Lame Stream Media keeps trying. From the poster boy for ”Common Sense Ain’t Real Good” Keith Olberman on MSNBC to the vaccuous and probably Alzheimers suffering Dan Rather who REALLY thinks the American People forgot that he invented evidence in his pathetic attempt to paint the President of the United States in a bad light for his own personal gain, the system is broke. The media is completely and totally out of control, lost in their own little world where socialism reins supreme, George Bush is the greatest evil known to man and Fox News is his personal saw. It’s hard to say what fires up the media more, George Bush or Fox News. I’ll take the safe route and say Fox News. It’s summed up so nicely by Keith Olberman:

“Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda – worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.”What’s Fox New’s main sin? Well, for one, kicking Olberman’s ass in the ratings. And don’t get the media going on Rush Limbaugh, he too is kicking their asses in the ratings – so when is the Lame Stream Media going to take on others that are beating the tar out of them in the ratings: reality TV, sitcoms, cooking shows, some well drawn coloring books, watching paint dry…

As the Lame Stream Medai goes further and further off the deep end their ratings get worse and worse yet they don’t seem to understand it. They continue to say the most stupid things and then congratulate themselves for having the ‘courage’ to say it. Stupidity like: “More than 46 million Americans have no health insurance. So when it comes to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and good health, all men are not created equal.” from Her Perkiness Katie Couric and “Perhaps the outpouring of sympathy for [the falsely arrested Duke lacrosse players] Reade Seligman, Collin Finnerty and David Evans is just a bit misplaced….As students of Duke University or other elite institutions, these young men will get on with their privileged lives.” from a bloviating  Terry Moran at ABC News

From Joy Behar on The View blaming Senator Tim Johnson’s stroke on the Republican Party to the rest of the media slobbering to get the word “Green” into any story they can do, the media is completely broken. If you notice they’ll continue a conversation with any moron who wants to impeach George Bush regardless of the fact that the nutcase can’t come up with an actual charge other than “He lied about [put your favorite moonbat conspiracy here]…. wah!” however the Democrat led Congress has been setting records for pork barrel spending, public distrust, incompetence and outright lies yet hardly a peep comes from the lapdog media. You’d think that one, just ONE media outlet would have run the story that Nancy Pelosi has not only broken every promise she made when becoming speaker – she’s gone and done the opposite of what she said she was going to do.

So you purveyors of the American Myth, those of you that keep the American people ignorant of what’s really going on, you jerks who lie about the war in Iraq and foster hate and dissent among the weak minded, this Dried Frog Pill is for you. Just shove it in your body somewhere. I’ve read your articles, it shows you know how to take drugs.

The #7 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – NEW LINE CINEMA

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

Somewhere in this fabled land is a genius who wishes he were dead, and all those on the board he chairs were dead too. This is the idiot who said “Golden Compass? Good idea! Let’s release a movie about killing God for Christmas!”

If you can figure out which orifice your mouth is then put this Dried Frog Pill in it and swallow. You’re a Hollywood exec, I’m sure you know all about swallowing.

The #8 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – CHRISTMOPHOBICS

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

The number 8 recipient of a gratitude free prescription for Dried Frog Pills goes to those great folks that remind you every year that in this season of love and generosity, you’re EVIL. You’re evil for sharing the blessings the lord has bestowed on you. You’re evil for showing generosity to those that have less than you. You’re evil for choosing not to curse the winter darkness but to turn on little colored lights decorating a gray cold world. You’re evil for worshiping a God that 1) isn’t the one they approve of, 2) doesn’t exist, or 3) isn’t them.

Do they hate you because their hearts are so empty they can’t share the love of this season? Most likely. These people are positive that there’s no power in the universe greater than they are and hate reminders that there’s people that share a different opinion. In their need to elevate their own drab, colorless existence they need to suck the joy out of yours and they do this through the doctrine of “Separation of Church and State” something they honestly and truly think actually exists in the Constitution. No longer can communities show traditional holiday spirit during the Christmas season due to the offense to their tender sensibilities, however they don’t mind a celebration on the 4th of July even though many of them are socialists and communists dedicated to eradicating the freedoms we are celebrating.

Believe me, if these folks read and took to heart the entire constitution like they do with the parts that don’t really exist every American would forced to be armed to the teeth, and the powers entitled to the states would be returned to the states. So for all of you fruitcakes that are aching to chop down my Christmas tree, this Dried Frog Pill is for you

The #9 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – SELECTED NOT ELECTED!

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

 The #9 recipients of a free prescription of Dried Frog Pills goes to those folks who still insist that George W. Bush was selected by the [Supreme Court/Trilateral Commission/Devil/D.A.R - your choice] rather than the will of the people. Yeah, they’re still out there, even though the only US president that can carry that title is Gerald Ford. The fact that it’s a lie is that Hillary herself has used this tired cliche herself, however there are lunatics that still believe that there was voter fraud going on in Floriduh (Number of actual cases of voter fraud discovered after years of investigations: 0)

Yes, somewhere in this fair land are those that believe that the Supreme Court deciding that a State must abide by its own laws is in actuality throwing a wrench in the election system. They froth at the mouth and wave banners, they ignore the 45+ Clinton appointees that are currently cooling their heels in prison or have fled the country to avoid prosecution while they re-write history. They scream and cry that there were dirty tricks involved yet blithely ignore the fact that the absentee votes of the military men and women of Florida were ignored and Al’s boss William Blythe Jefferson Clinton III put nearly the entire military (what was left of them) on maneuvers for election day so they couldn’t vote. Yet the Selected Not Elected mouth foamers cry  and claim that just ONE MORE recount would have given Al Gore the presidency even though every recount gave Bush more and more votes.

So for all you dedicated moonbats who remind us constantly the wisdom of our forefathers for creating the electoral college this Dried Frog Pill prescription is for you. Remember: Only take one at a time.

Just one.

The #10 Dried Frog Pill Recipients for 2007 – MISSING NUKES!

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering.

 The #10 recipients of a free prescription of Dried Frog Pills goes to those folks who imagineered a nuclear war that never happened in 2007. These fine folks who worked so hard and long to invent a conspiracy where none clearly exists needs a delusion of sanity, no mater how temporary.

I’d put this up higher on the list of Dried Frog Pill recipients, but most of the reaction to this is solely due to the conspiracy theorists complete and total ignorance of the military, the USAF, or how things are done in the real world. Besides, I’m sure many of these proud recipients of this fine medication will be receiving pills for their other efforts as the awards roll on. As a wise man once said” A moonbat is a moonbat is a moonbat.”

The reality of the situation is this: 12 empty Advanced Cruise Missiles (empty meaning no warheads loaded) were to be ferried from Minot AFB, ND to Barksdale AFB, LA where the empty missiles would be decommissioned. The missiles were loaded on 2 pylons carrying 6 missiles each and stored in the Weapons Storage Area (WSA). On the morning of August 30th 2007, a team of weapons handlers broke out 2 pylons from storage and transported them to an aircraft where they were loaded and flown to Barksdale AFB. Unfortunately one of the pylons still had 6 live warheads installed in the missiles, they were transported to Barksdale. The Barksdale crews, expecting inert missiles, didn’t bother to inspect them until long after the plane was parked and shut down. The reason was a huge break down in procedure where the written plan was ignored and people just “winged it” and the live warheads were never replaced with inert warheads. Don’t get me wrong, this is a fuck-up of huge proportions. I estimated a minimum of 27 people should be burned for this,  over 65 people did and the wing got decertified from handling nukes. I went to ND, I talked to people in the know. I used to load bombs there in Minot for years, so I know this is about as accurate a report as you’re going to get.

However the conspiracy theorists went to work and put their own sick, twisted, uninformed spin on it. Supposed “experts” stepped forward to give their explanations each one more nauseating and further off the mark than the last. Some self proclaimed USAF experts go on to discuss how this is a “False Flag Operation” to move the weapons to Barksdale so we could nuke Iran. Such experts could neither pronounce Minot correctly, nor did they explain why they used the term “False Flag Operation” so painfully incorrectly (If it were a false flag operation we’d have to figure out how to convince the world that someone besides the United States is flying B-52s) Before you know it, they’re groundlessly blaming Bush and Cheney for the entire thing, inventing wars that aren’t happening probably so they can feel proud of their own cowardice.

And the hyperventilation doesn’t stop there. These self proclaimed experts on the public good went on to drag the dead into it. Last summer Minot AFB had a horrible safety record, and 6 men died in traffic accidents over a month prior to the incident and these sick twisted pieces of crap decided to involve them in their stupid, uninformed conspiracy theories.

So here you go you hard working protectors of the public IQ, your efforts are insuring that the collective IQ of the American public nears room temperature with every cubic centimeter of oxygen that’s wasted on keeping you alive. You have earned Dried Frog Pills Prescription #10 for 2007, please wash it down with about a gallon and a half of cheap Bourbon and if you feel the need to call, here’s a dime; go call everyone dumber than you.

John Edwards LOVE Child

Over at the National Enquirer the big story is John Edwards LOVE Childthat he’s having with Rielle Hunter, a former campaign staffer who apparently was working on his staff approximately 6 months ago. I guess he was poking at her in fun and she took it serious. There is no news if Rielle Hunter will follow the courageous path blazed by Elisabeth Edwards: blaming everything on Ann Coulter.

Rielle Hunter publicly says that Andrew Young is the father of her child, but then Rielle Hunter has denied being Rielle Hunter too.

Let’s also keep in mind that the National Enquirer is owned by Roger Altman, former asst Secretary of the Treasury under William Blythe Jefferson Clinton III, and rumored to be the choice of Hillary Rodam Clinton Rodam-Clinton to be Secretary of the Treasury after her coronation. Coincidence? Hardly. The Clinton Mafia has used the National Enquirer shamelessly so smear opponents in the past, so to all those Edwards supporters who thought their boy was safe from the gutter filth that Hillary is so fond of slinging, this Dried Frog Pill is for you.