Interesting, very interesting

24 hours ago Barak Obama led Hillary Clinton by double digits in the polls, but she wins by 2% and nary a peep from the Lame Stream Media, however during the last presidential election another poll debacle occurred to the resounding demands of congressional investigations, supreme court hearings, and villagers with torches and pitchforks.

I’m getting tired of hearing “Comeback Kid” and how the crocodile tears in Portsmouth showed voters that Hillary was “real” and “caring” rather than a selfish, shameless media whore. Now CNN is claiming that the voters were racist and at the last minute changed from Obama to Hillary

Pleeeeze

As I Predicted, the Spitting Starts

Many hairy moons ago a young Airman was walking through Denver’s old Stapleton Airport looking for a ride to Lowrey AFB to continue his military training. As was required at the time the young Airman was wearing his dress blues while on travel orders. While the Airman was watching the parade of humanity sweep past him, a long haired freak yelled “Hey babykiller!” and spat on him.

This was 1976, Vietnam was long lost thanks to actions like that by the freak and his Useful Idiot pals but the morons kept up their battle cry. The Airman wasn’t ashamed or embarrassed, in fact he was doing a mental inventory of his duffel bag trying to remember if there was something in there he could bludgeon that asshole to death with. The Airman was known as a ‘ping’ meaning someone so new to the service that you could still hear his hair growing back (with the sound of a ping!) and didn’t realize that pounding some raving asshole into a greasy substance that resembles chunky style raspberry jelly, no matter how desperately he needed it, was frowned upon.

Fortunately I didn’t pack anything lethal. I was just out of basic training and feeling my oats when some retard came along and spat on me because I didn’t fit into his “compassionate” liberal view of the universe. Don’t get me wrong, I would have beaten the liberal crap out of him then and there, regardless of the fact that it would have been an all day affair to beat that much crap out of someone, but by the time I had decided to bloody my knuckles with his internal organs he was gone, lost in the crowd. Later I realized that I would have been court martialed, my guess is for cruelty to animals, but that’s how liberals think in a nutshell. They don’t study what’s going on, they just react. I know being 19 and just learning how to shave, in my dress blue USAF uniform with my one stripe and my one ribbon (The Battle of Lackland Award) I realize how easy it would be to confuse me with a battle hardened Marine war hero of 30 years.

Don’t even think I’m ever going to pity a liberal. I don’t pity trees for being tall, I don’t pity water for being wet, I don’t pity liberals for being unfeeling, thoughtless, and selfish. Gays I pity because sometimes it seems like the only one on their side is liberals, and as we all know liberals have a long track record of throwing allies under the bus when their usefulness is done. Luckily 8 years of my career were under the command of President Ronald Reagan, who insured that America was constantly reminded that liberalism is the most cowardly lifestyle choice a person can make. 4 years were under Slick Willy, who somehow let the nutbags out of the can.

Flash forward to August 2007. Flying home from a business meeting, and United and Northwest airlines are conspiring to insure my kennel is going to be able to remodel on the late fees they’re going to charge me for watching my dogs while these formerly competent airlines are inventing new meaning for the word “late”. Somehow my nonstop from Denver to Buffalo ended up stopping in Chicago (overnight) Detroit, and Cleveland.

While in Detroit while waiting for the maintenance team to get the airplane operational again, my traveling companion and I ran into a young GI heading back to the sand box. We took him to lunch but he begged off saying he can’t take complimentary meals and stuff. I pointed to some freak wearing a peace sign and love beads and said “It’s not too long before They start spitting again. I been there, I done that, I don’t ever want to see it happen again, but it will. Eat your lunch Private and you can repay me with a few stories and we’ll call it even.”

Which he did.

 However I was right, the spitting has started again, however this time it’s the British Government spitting on their own troops. If you let these morons elect Hillary or Edwards it’ll be our boys next.

Cindy Sheehan – must have forgotten those meds again

Someone let Cindy Sheehan out of her cage again. If you can spare some, can some reader send her some Thorazine, I’m not going to waste a perfectly good Dried Frog Pill on her.

And the Number 1 Dried Frog Pill Recipient for 2007 is:

Dried Frog Pills are the number one cure for the hyperventilating masses who need a conspiracy to make their empty lives complete. Dried Frog Pills are able to make the insane hallucinate that they’re suffering from a bout of sanity and let the rest of us get a good nights sleep free from their mental blathering. 

And now it’s down to the final presentation. Yes, the field of entrants is large and dedicated to making life miserable for us normal folk, but I’m sure you’ll agree my final choice reflects all that is wrong with political life in America today. Normally I don’t want to be considered ‘piling on’ when I point out the faults and shortcomings of a political group, and even though the far left has more than their share of faults – to the point where I’m sure they actually are borrowing faults from other groups to bolster their looniness – I’m sure you’ll agree with me that the choice for the #1 Recipient for a life long Dried Frog Pill cocktail (5 Dried Frog Pills, 245 mg Thorazine,  1 oz Bombay Sapphire, 4 oz Schweppes Tonic, and a twist of lime over cracked ice) displays everything that’s embarrassing, ignorant, and blatantly stupid with the American system and they do it with a style that makes one shake their head in wonder and amazement.*  

This group not only embodies all that’s wrong with extreme politics in America today, they are generally the cause of all that’s wrong with extreme politics in America today. So without further ado let me introduce the ‘winners’ of the 2007 prescription: those sad folks suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome: the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency — nay — the very existence of George W. Bush.

This mental disorder, discovered by Dr. Charles Krauthammer is a loss of the capability for rational thought; this loss is displayed over a period of hours, days, months, and even years. The sufferer in all cases irrationally blames President George W. Bush for any and all types of disasters, human maladies, etc. despite abundant evidence of contrary causal effects. BDS is also manifested in many sufferers by a determination to label President Bush as the greatest single threat to democracy and freedom in the United States.

 

Did I say irrationally? Oh yes, you betcha. One of the first diagnosed sufferers is the former singer Barbara Streisand, she famously wrote a memo to Dick Gephardt in 2002 that the president was dragging us toward war to satisfy, among the usual corporate malefactors who “clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq,” the logging industry.  

The Logging Industry. Yeah. She said that.  

At first Bush Derangement Syndrome only struck people with a previously compromised intellectual immune system, like Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell. Even people that have shown no capacity for intellectual thought such as Keith Olberman, but then it was discovered in people that most Americans once thought were above intellectual paralysis: Dan Rather, Bill Moyers, Howard Dean.

These are the morons that, without any historical insight what so ever, have compared Bush with Hitler. These people have actually, publicly, and with little shame or embarrassment have blamed George Bush for the Rt. 35 Bridge Disaster in Minneapolis, The California Wildfires, Dead Salmon, Hurricane Katrina, the Bhutto assassination, the Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crow split, at least one abortion (it’s stupid), steroids in baseball, and a mall shooting in Houston, honest!

He’s been blamed for not signing the Kyoto Protocol, even though President Clinton had already signed it. He’s been blamed for invading Iraq, even though President Clinton had signed that policy into law in 1998. He’s s been blamed for having the most corrupt administration in history even though actual facts show that honor falls to Ulysses Grant (Clinton is #2, Carter #3). He’s been blamed for calling up the national guard even though the viscous and treasonous cuts in the military budget and manning by President Clinton made it mandatory. He’s been blamed for not catching Osama Bin Laden even though Bin Laden’s freedom was a gift from President Clinton. 

The things he hasn’t been blamed for: Three terrorist nations abandoning their nuclear arms races, a significant drop in cancer rates, historically low unemployment, historically high Dow Jones rates, and a historic low in presidential pardons to drug dealers.

 These people go beyond the boundaries of stupidity, they’re wallowing in the depths of denial, hysteria, and hallucination. The most mentally paralyzed tend to place Hitler and Stalin above President Bush because “They meant well” and they tend to use terms like “Evil” when describing Bush’s most socialist programs (Social Security Reforms, Prescription Drug benefits for seniors, Educational improvements) and “Selfish” when describing his space program, and of course “Pure Evil” when describing the war on terrorism. 

You have to understand in this hysterical, paranoid schizophrenic little world these people voluntarily created for themselves, IslamoFacist terrorists are the good guys, genocide is savior of liberal mankind and anyone who gets in the way is “Pure Evil”. To these formerly rational people a degree from Harvard and Yale is meaningless and anyone that can’t pronounce nuclear is a drooling moron. (When reminded that Einstein pronounced nuclear the same way they tend to become hysterical and verbally abusive) Want to really set them off? Just remind them that George Bush has one more year left in office:

I don’t think that even Dried Frog Pills can help these poor souls (if they have a soul anymore) because in the advanced stages of BDS, like CDS (Clinton Denial Syndrome) the intellectual capabilities of the sufferers completely shut down to a point where they’re slobbering, raving purveyors of the most stupid and pathetic drivel. Thier blathering is the intellectual equivilant of the pea soup scene from The Excorcist. 

One can only wish that their passing is painless.

For us.   

*This is the longest sentence I’ve ever written