The Sun Effects Our Weather???

The Sun, that big burning ball of hydrogen that lights up the sky during the daytime, that thing effects the weather?

Really?

The dogma I’ve been hearing from True Believers of the Most Holy Church of Climatology is that the sun has little or no effect on global warming, that the recent period of unprecedented solar activity has absolutely NOTHING to do with global warming, that George Bush is solely responsible for global warming because six years before he was elected the Senate didn’t ratify the Kyoto Blame America Only Protocol.

Then suddenly this morning my eyes fell upon this little nugget, It appears that Velasco Herrera, a scientist from the National Autonomous University of Mexico, claims that:

in about ten years the Earth will enter a “little ice age” which will last from 60 to 80 years and may be caused by the decrease in solar activity.

How could that be if the sun has no effect on global warming? Velasco Herrera also threatened to bring down the wrath of the Global Warming Gods by speaking other such blasphemy:

The models and forecasts of the IPCC “is incorrect because only are based on mathematical models and presented results at scenarios that do not include, for example, solar activity,” said the specialist also in image processing and signs and prevention of natural disasters. The phenomenon of climate change, he added, should include other kinds of factors, both internal, such as volcanoes and the very human activity, and external, such as solar activity

Volcanoes and solar activity?!? The next thing you know he’ll be wanting us to believe that the climate is not 100% under mans control and may even be an act of [gasp] nature! It’s clearly obvious that Velasco is either {pick one} delusional for daring to proclaim such blasphemy, suicidal for mouthing such blasphemous utterances during a Holy (election) Year, or an actual scientist with no political agenda.

I mean, look at the down side of Global Warming: Longer growing seasons, precious water released from the ice caps, increased species diversity, tourism. Where the upsides of a cooling trend are glaringly apparent: increased dependence on fossil fuel for heating, shorter growing seasons, crop failures, famine, plague.

As for me, I vote for Global Warming. On the down side, we loose Florida. On the upside, we loose Floridians.

Proof – Warmongering Russians are Liberal Democrats

While the world remains engrossed at the sports results and government lies flowing out of China this Olympic week, Russia tried to steal some of the spot light by invading the sovereign state of Georgia. Russian troops behaved like Russian troops have historically behaved by treating the people they conquer to rape, pillage, and plundering. While the illiterate goon squad the Russians call their military savage the corpses of children and treat Georgia like a wild pack of stoned greenpeacers treat an All-You-Can-Munch Oreo bar, Vesti FM radio, a device used by soviet democratic Russia to control the thought process of the proletariat (Kind of like how the Democratic party uses NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, PMSNBC, CNBC and PBS), announced to the world the real reason why Russia is slaughtering innocent Georgians and over running their capitol:

It’s All George Bushes Fault

Yep, that crafty bastard, George W, while he was at the Olympics with Vladimir Stalin Putin, Dick Cheney snuck into a Russian tank cassern, hopped into a T-72 and shouted “Comrade! Follow ME!” and in the confusion the Russian army accidentally over ran Georgia. The hapless Russians were duped into a war they didn’t want and are seriously heartbroken over the Unconstitutionality of the entire operation.

Honestly, that’s what the Russian people are told to believe.

“George Bush’s Administration is promoting interests of candidate John McCain,” said Dr Markov, a senior political scientist who is close to Vladimir Putin. “Defeated by Barak Obama on all fronts, McCain has one last card to play yet – the creation of a virtual Cold War with Russia . . . Bush himself did not want a war in South Ossetia but his Republican Party did not leave him any choice.” The Americans were now engineering an armed conflict between Ukraine and Russia, Dr Markov added.

The propaganda spewing forth from Russia comes straight out of the moveon.org playbook. Their foaming case of Bush Derangement Syndrome is as insane as the foot-in-mouth brigade what pollute the American political system with their offensive groundless accusations and their mind-numbed robots spewing their bumper sticker jingoism.

This is what they want you to believe: George Bush forced Vladimir Putin, against his will, to attack Georgia just to make Barak Hussein Obama look weak.

Dude – I don’t need the Russian army acting like the Russian Army to make Barak Hussein Obama look weak, I just need to see him stutter and mumble through a press conference when he doesn’t have queue cards to remind him to Think! Inhale! Blink! to look weak. All he has to do is open his mouth and try to pretend he’s human.

What Has Changed?

I haven’t posted in a long time because… nothings happened in the past 6 months. Well, mostly nothing. The race for president is still down to Barak Hussein Obama, Hillary Rodman Clinton, John McCain, and Ron Paul.

What’s that you say? Hillary and Ron dropped out? When? When did they concede? When did they make an announcement that they’re no longer seeking the office of the presidency? Tell me!

Because as far as reality goes in this particular universe, both Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton are in it up to their armpits (which is easy to say for the shortest congressman on earth.)

Because Hillary is going to Denver to force a vote for the nomination. Now that the country has been able to get a look at their ‘presumptive candidate’ a lot of that shine coming off Barak Hussein Obama isn’t exactly shinola. They’re finding out that they’ve hitched their wagon to a shallow elitist snob with the personal depth of a coffee cup – a whole lot like John Kerry without that whole abandoning his troops thing. A polished, thoughtful statesman wouldn’t have made that gaff where he actually said that the US could find energy independence if they just inflated their tires. He actually said that properly inflated tires would yield just as much oil as “McCain has been talking about drilling”  – yeah, if you do it for 11,308 years. Remember: B. Hussein Obama studied law, not math. Or common sense.

Hillary and her hitsquad mob, PUMA (PUMA = Party Unity My Ass – I kid you not!) are going to demand a vote on the nomination… to give the sheeple voters of the Democrat party the feeling that they were involved*sigh!* It’s going to be ugly, REAL ugly. With the moonbats locked up in cages along the streets and the moonbats inside the convention, Denver is going to be the place to be for those of us who need to lower our IQs.

Honest to God, the city of Denver had to pass a law making it illegal to throw urine and feces at people, just for these moonbat protesters.

As for the Ronulans, Ron Paul is still in there, flogging away at his attempt to become the first epileptic butcher military doctor to misdiagnose patients in the White House. His platform runs from the sane (no welfare for illegal immigrants) to the completely lunatic (immediate withdrawal of forces from Iraq. Anyone remember the fall of Saigon?) Little Ron is going to be holding his own convention next door to the RNC convention, I guess that’s to show the world that Republicans attract unhinged moonbats too.

Personally I don’t give a damn, each and every candidate for president SUCKS. EVERY ONE OF THEM. Three retard senators and a retard former meatgrinder turned congressman. Yeah you Ron Paul, outside of the ER I haven’t met a military doctor I’d waste a bullet on, let alone something as precious as a vote.

Someone wake me when an economist or someone with a forking clue decides to run. I’ll be dreaming that Walter Williams won the election.