Obama – Sick Twisted Bastard or Idiot? You Decide

Team Obama recently ran an ad pointing out John McCain’s inability to send an email.

“Our economy wouldn’t survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats,” [Obama spokesman Dan] Pfeiffer said. “It’s extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn’t know how to send an e-mail.”

Senility? Alzheimers? Stupidity?

How about merciless inhuman torture? From the Boston Globe (March 4, 2000):

McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan – Ted Williams is his hero – but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

Nice move Obama, you just declared war on veterans. Thankfully the injuries I suffered as a vet were due to my own clumsiness, and not from interrogators for one of the most merciless regimes to crawl out from under a rock. As a veteran I hereby dedicate my life to bringing your big eared ass down Obama.

You sick twisted bastard.

Crafty Old Fox

Let’s face it, the extreme left is destroying this country. They’re eroding the constitution, they’re reading things into the constitution that aren’t there. Bill Clinton fired ALL federal judges and they remain silent yet when George Bush cans 9 of the losers that Bill Clinton installed they wet their pants.

When Clinton was risking our troops lives in foreign sewers like Somalia and Bosnia – two areas that have no inpact on our national interest no one said a word. When he ordered our planes to drop bombs from no lower than 5 miles up causing our pilots to kill thousands of innocent women and children in Bosnia the left was dead silent. When Bush sends in troops to protect national interests, to respond to an attack (something Clinton could never be bothered to do) the left goes in to a mouth foaming frenzy. Oddly enough many were screaming that he wasn’t doing it right. Yeah, he should have been shooting traitors at home and persons violating the Geneva Convention over there.

This is just scratching the surface of the nutcase left. They’re marching naked in the streets, they’re attacking police and vandalizing private property in the name of “peace”, they’re violating the constitution by trying to silence anyone on radio and TV who point out their excesses and insanity. They’re spitting on our soldiers. Berkley has once again become the home of “free thought” and proves daily the old adage ‘you get what you pay for.’

The left has thrown Hillary under the bus and has adopted an organizer to put lipstick on their community. They’ve elevated Obama Barak to massiah status and have successfuly fought off any attemt to look into his privleged past and have been able to themselves that his tired old same old crap platform is change.

Against a quasi-religious figure John McCain is thrown into the fray and the old Navy Captain had a battle plan that’s stunning in its brilliance and simplicity.

He sent his people far and wide to find a candidate that would appeal to a large portion of real America, yet throw the lunatic left into a complete tizzy. The second part of the requirement is easy, he could select God himself and the left controlled main stream media would complain that his running mate isn’t experienced enough. It was satisfying the first condition that was tougher. Having selected Sarah Palin he had his folk start checking her out last May, but he never said a word. 

When McCain finally sprang Sarah Palin on the world, the left went into a frenzy. They attacked her, they attacked her children, they attacked her infant with downs syndrome. They accused her of racism, they’ve accused her of infidelity, they’ve accused her of being a member of a political party they didn’t like. When she made a joke that featured the word “Pitbull” once in the joke they’ve accused her of insulting their dogs.

They’ve thrown everything at her, including Obama who’s called her a pig, but she’s still there, still standing and McCain is standing back watching them throw themselves fruitlessly against the walls of Ft. Palin. It’s a great plan, he just has to remain calm, occasionally direct some return salvos and stay on target in his appearances.

Sarah is weathering the storm fine, and I can’t wait until she’s vice president when it will be payback time.

Colonel Obama?

Obama Barak recently came out with an interesting revelation: he planned to join the armed services but turned down a career in the military to be a po’ black chil’ on the shores of Waikiki.

“And I actually always thought of the military as an ennobling and, you know, honourable option. But keep in mind that I graduated in 1979. The Vietnam War had come to an end. We weren’t engaged in an active military conflict at that point. And so, it’s not an option that I ever decided to pursue.”

Sorry Hussein, I don’t buy it. If joining the military was that important to you I’m sure you’d have remembered before now… like when you were writing not one but two self aggrandizing memoirs.

Knowing your affection for domestic terrorists if you had some kind of armed combat in mind for your future one can only logically assume it’s kind of armed combat where unsuspecting American police officers die with a snipers bullet entering their back.

It’s interesting how a leftist democrat’s sense of patriotism self inflates when in the presence of a patriotic Republican that just might beat them in an election. The last Democratic president who served without blemish was Harry Truman whose conduct in WWI was honorable and noncontroversial. He rose to the rank of Captain and commanded a artillary unit. JFK somehow allowed his quick, nimble, manuverable PT boat to be cut in half by a Japanese destroyer which still raises questions, but he did at least save one of his crew men.

Next came Lyndon Johnson whose career in the Navy was interesting at best. He was already in congress when he was appointed the rank of Lt. Commander and actually flew one whole combat mission on a B-26… kind of combat mission… kind of whole… he was an ‘observer’ and the plane developed generator trouble and turned back soon after take off. For that he earned a silver star. Then came Jimmy Carter who spent 7 years in the navy and soared from the rank of Ensign (O-1) to Lieutenant (O-3)! In only 7 years! Blazed a trail through the ranks!!!

Then came Al Gore into the National spotlight. His military career was purely ornamental, his daddy was up for reelection so to show how patriotic Daddy was he enlisted. He had to enlist, he flunked out of theology school and therefore couldn’t get a commission. As a buck private he traveled to Saigon where he served for approximately 5 months with several body guards. When his daddy lost the election he went home and hung up his uniform and burned out his few remaining brain cells with marijuana.

Then of course came John Kerry, we all know about John Kerry, used a military out to abandon his troops when the average officer would stick out the tour. And of course he’s passed into the lexicon of the American language. “To tell the truth about a liberal democrat’s actions” is now known as “Swiftboating”. Abandoned his troops or not, he did disgrace his uniform by his actions after he returned to the United States by throwing someone else’s medals over the White House fence in protest, he lied under oath about the actions of his fellow soldiers in the “Winter Soldier” farce, and he participated in peace marches all over the US, and all of this he did as a commissioned officer on active duty.

Then of course came the Clintons. Hillary said she wanted to join the Marines in 1975 (that was after 10 years of non stop protesting their very existence) but she said she was turned down because she was too old. If she was to old to serve in 1975, that means she’s 70 years old today. Recently Bill Clinton said it was the Army that Hillary wanted to join. Bill Clinton’s closest brush with the military (other than forcing the military to retreat in the face of Al Qaeda and Hamas, and forcing the Air Force and Navy to bomb Bosnia from such a high altitude that the only way the target was hit was with bits of flying women and children) was to discuss air strikes on the phone with Yassir Arafat while Monica Lewinski performed mouth maneuvers in his lap.

And now Obama wants to get on the band wagon and be a soldier too. No you can’t Obama. Camoflague is too redneck for you, the arugula in the chow hall is wilted, you’ll have to bitterly cling to a rifle, and lying is against the UCMJ. Your entire reason for being will be used against you in a courts martial.

Stay in Chicago and fabricate the things you know about.

And Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

The Ratings for MSNBC’s election coverage wasn’t looking good. Both people that watched said the same thing: “For God sakes please untie us!”

Yeah, it was that bad.

But what do you expect? Prima Donnas Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman both on the air? At the same time? It was like bitch night at an all you can drink Daiquiri Bar in the Tenderloin district. WTF was NBC thinking when they put those tools on the air at the same time? Both should have the words DNC BITCH tattooed on their sloping foreheads and “Reserved For Obama” tattooed… elsewhere.

Matthews career peaked in 2004 when he verbally beat up a girl (Michelle Malkin) so bad Senator Zell Miller asked him to step outside for a well deserved ass kicking.His show is called “Hardball”, but it should be called “Girlyshriek” because that’s his style of interviewing anyone who doesn’t orally worship Obama and the DNC party line: he cries, bitches and screams until the guest either leaves or hands him a bottle of Mydol.

Keith Olberman, who wants to have boy sex with Obama, has made a career out of getting beaten up every single night of the week by someone that doesn’t even know he’s there: Bill O’Reilly. The ONLY person on TV with lower ratings than Keith Olberman is Billy Mays, and Billy’s new series of Ginsu commercials are gaining on Keith pretty rapidly. Keith’s forte is deep philosophical thoughts like ” ‘People who like this sort of thing will find this… the sort of thing they like.”  And that’s pretty deep for Keith. He usually just throws Nazi salutes (He says it’s because he’s mocking O’Reilly, but most people figured out that it’s in his contract with the Democrats to acknowledge them during the show)

Olberman’s show is called “Countdown” and he counts something, I usually turn on reruns on the Cartoon Network by the time he says “Number 5″ (Rumor has it that he counts down 5 things.) He has a list he calls “The Worst People On Earth” but he’s never named Michael Moore, Chris Matthews, himself, or the moron who hired him so we know the title of the list is a lie.

Someone at PMSNBC finally had it with these too bitter, imbecilic assclowns and yanked their stupid asses off the air. The breaking point came when they started whining at each other like 4 year old girls over who gets to use the microphone more, Honest! You can’t make this stuff up! Like Keith Olberman comparing the old enforcement wing of the Democratic party to Fox news! (That’s the KKK for those of you who had a public school education)

So Dumb and Dumber no longer will co-host election coverage. They’ll both still be on the air (May God have mercy on our souls) and Keith will still “Countdown” something but Hey! Someone has to make Billy Mays look intelligent.

It’s OUR Election To Win

Monkey boy is currently on some news talking head round table with the rest of the empty heads laughing at Palin in their oh-so condescending sinus echoing chortals and congratulating each other on their oh-so witty and oh-so cosmopolitan views on the “inevitable” second coming of Jimmy Carter.

“Palin is seen as Trahlar trawsh by all the very best of voters? Oh Mawtha! how exquisitely witty of you! You must tell me how you do it!” (girly squeal of self congratulation)

And looking at the round tables that’s exactly what these weak jawed limp wristed cabbage heads think of us, and that’s where the next Palin smear is coming from. I saw trial balloon after trial balloon floated this morning and the theme is going to be “If you’re smart you’ll realize Palin is nothing but ‘Trawler Trawsh’”

And of course ’smart’ to the media means “You will think what I tell you to think without question.”

I got news for the media elite, “I’m your worst nightmare”

I’m independent, I’m intelligent, and I’m conservative. I’ve been around the world, I’ve defended our Constitution with my own blood and I’m so damn smart I’ve had university professors fired for incompetence. And I consider myself just one of ‘the guys’ when it comes to the conservative movement. I’m humbled by the wit, wisdom and heart felt patriotism of those around me.

And like those around me I can see what’s right, I can see what’s wrong and I can see exactly what the media is doing. And I don’t like it.

Finally, after 8 long miserable years the Republican Party is returning to us, the core conservatives, the people BOTH parties have abandoned in their record breaking 16 year long slavering grab for our wallets.

It stops now and it stops with us. We MUST spread the truth about Obama, the lies, the association with terrorists, felons, and jihadists. Don’t worry about hidden agenda, the ones out in the open are terrifying enough.

We MUST bring our Latino brothers and sisters into the big tent. Our neighbors to the south are dying by the hundreds, actually being raped and murdered by coyotes (not the ugly dogs, the traffickers) to join in the American dream because they want to be able to raise their families with the fruit of their labors. Hey! That’s us! Work, family, excellence – the conservative dream, and every family oriented man and woman regardless of heritage I’ve ever met shares in that dream.

We MUST congratulate and encourage the few news readers and talking heads that are presenting the facts. All journalists have an email address now and many have a blog. Let them know you appreciate the truth and thank them for their courage and integrity.

We MUST call the rest of the talking heads on it when you catch them trying to pass their own personal opinions off as fact. I won’t mention any names (Sally Quinn, Alan Combs) but they’re out there. Email them, let them know that editorials belong in section D, you want facts when you’re told it’s news, not their own personal foibles. Oh, they’ll deny what they’re doing, they’ll probably even insult you because you’re not smart enough to parrot what they told you to, but they’ll also be shocked they were caught.

This election is OURS! The Republican Party is returning to the people, and 6 months ago who would have thought it would? Who would have thought it was McCain bringing it back to us?. It’s our election to win or lose. Get the word out! Call the left on it when they lie! Confront their hollow ideas with realistic alternatives. And then vote!

Like Ted Nugent told Glenn Beck last week “Vote for McCain, then keep on his ass!”

We got work to do folks!

True Rumors about Barak Hussein ObamaObama

Obama has had so much fun having his winged monkeys spread lies about Sarah Palin and her children, I decided to do something much worse about Obama: Spread the truth.

• Yes, it’s true, Obama’s brother lives in a mud hut in Kenya on $12 a month
• Yes, Obama was raised a Muslim. His brother Malik (the one in the hut) confirms this.
• Yes, Obama has relatives in Government, his cousin Raila Odinga is the Prime Minister of Kenya.
• Yes, Obama’s family is a bunch of murderous pigs. His cousin Reilia Odinga lost the election for Prime Minister of Kenya and went on a rampage raping, looting, killing. They particularly enjoyed trapping Christians inside churches and burning them alive. They ended up killing 1,500 people and displacing 600,000 more. Obama went to support him in 2006 after the shooting ended and before the next crooked election that he won.
• Obama sought endorsement of the Marxist party in 1996
• During a speech on race Obama admitted he’d lied. He had in fact been present and aware of Rev. Wright’s rhetoric.  
• Obama says his parents met at the Selma March which led to their wedding and Obama’s birth. That’s a lie. Barack was born 4 years before the Selma March. 
• Obama wrote and stated that his father was a goat herder. No, he wasn’t. That’s a lie. Barack’s father was a well known man from a wealthy family, who often bragged about his wealth.
• BarackObama claims to be a constitutional law professor, which he isn’t. 
• The Senator claimed to speak fluent Indonesian as a child. Not true. 
• Obama claimed involvement in an asbestoshousing crusade. Again not true. 
• Barack made up an inspiring story about a Life Magazine article detailing the struggle of a black man that disfigured himself in an attempt to make his skin white. That was a lie. 
• When called on the lie he said it was Ebony Magazine. Another lie.The article never existed in any magazine. 
• Obama said he didn’t have a relationship with Syrian money man Tony Rezko. He  said he didn’t know Rezko well and that Rezko hadn’t raised much money for him. Turns out Obama and Rezko were close, and that Rezko had in fact raised over 250,000 dollars for Obama.  
• Obama said “President Kennedy rescued my father from Kenyan obscurity and airlifted him to the American Dream.” Senator Obama’s father came in September 1960, while EISENHOWER was President. 
• Obama insists “My first name (Barack) is not Arabic – it is Swahili.” In reality it’s a swahili corruption of the Arabic girls name Barakah = blessings from God
• Obama claims  “I never practiced Islam.” In reality Senator Obama practiced Islam daily at Meteng Primary school, where he was registered as a Muslim.
• Barak claims he has forign policy experience because he lived in Indonesia. He was 6 years old at the time.
• Barak says “I understand what it is to be an African American.” If so it must be from what Michelle tells him, according to US law he’s an Arab American. enator Obama’s racial background consists of the following: 50% white (mother, both sides), 43.25% Arabic (father, both sides), and 6.25% African Negro (father, one side, 1 generation removed). 12.5% is the legal threshold one must prove to claim racial status under the law. In addition, Senator Obama cannot make a sociological claim as an African American either. He was not raised as an African American, was not raised by African Americans, and was not raised in an African American neighborhood.
• Obama was not an underprivilaged child. From the ages of 2 – 6, Senator Obama was raised by his wealthy, grandparents. From the ages of 6 – 10, Senator Obama was raised by his mother and his step-father who was an Oil Executive in Indonesia; from the age of 10 until his early adulthood, Senator Obama was living again with his wealthy grandparents, one of which was the Vice President of the Bank of Hawaii. Senator Obama has attended prep schools like Occidental College, paid for by HIS FAMILY. He then went on to Harvard, the State Senate of Illinois, and the U.S. Senate.

More to come, read this and talk amongst yourselves

Palin Rumors

My son just called, he wanted to know if it was true that Sarah Palin caused Trig’s downs syndrome because she… yadda yadda yadda. You all know the lies, you all know the foul distortions and sick, twisted stories that the Obamadrones spew as they march in lock step to their masters bidding. I found that with all the lies and purposful distortions running rampant I needed a score card to keep up to date.

Lucky for all of us Charles Martin has a list of debunked lies that the left has been spreading on about my favorite Governor. I didn’t realize how many there were, I guess I had lost count… then again, our friends on the left have been very imaginitive.

The Choice is Clear

This chart was stolen from our creative and intelligent friends at Just Say No Deal

 

Barracuda Attack

I remember when the Plymouth Barracuda (or as we called it, the Baccaruda) was the “toughest” car on the road and Sarah Palin once again proves that the Barracuda is still damn tough. Last night she did the unthinkable. After a week of being subjected to the most humiliating, nauseating, inhumane treatment by the oh-so self righteous and “impartial” DNC owned and operated press corps, after a week of being chewed on by George Soros’ trained monkey bloggers mindlessly marching in perfect Nazi lockstep, after five long agonizing days where she could only watch in horror as the “progressives” of the hyperventilating left savaged her teenage daughter and infant infant son, after all that it was Sarah’s turn.

And Sarah Palin came Packing.

Swept on to stage in St. Paul by an honor guard comprised of Mit Romney, Mike Huckabee and Rudy Guliani, Governor Sarah Palin stepped up to the microphone, jacked a round in the chamber and opened fire. She slayed them with her smile, she blew them away with her intellect, she mowed down rows and rows of Alan Combs clones with the line “Being a mayor is kinda like being a community organizer, except you have actual responsibilities.”

Rush Limbaugh said it best: “This woman can be so cuddly and the next thing you know you have her fist buried in your gut.”

Sarah also gave Michelle Obama a well deserved bitch slap: “Unlike big city Chicago people, small town people are proud of America every single day.”

To be honest, I was a little afraid at the beginning of the speech because Sarah Palin is just so… nice. And she is nice, but she’s also a mother of 5, a woman whose house is under constant invasion by teenagers and toddlers. In that world nice has a razor edge to it. She gave her tormentors their one and only warning when she informed them that she’s a hockey mom. She reminded them that the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick. Then she looked at the camera and showed her teeth. A smile; a smile like a velvet covered sledge hammer on the back swing.

Potential energy became kinetic and for the next 40 minutes she savaged those animals that tried so hard to destroy her and her family, and she did it with a smile. She reminded people that for all his bluster and bullshit the only actual accomplishments that Barak Hussein Obama has actually done was to write two books about himself. As for serving Chicagoens that put him in office he’s done nothing. She reminded us that she’s taken on Machine politics and won, while Obama is still in the spin cycle. And she’s roughly outlined an energy policy that the main difference between hers and obama’s is that hers deals with energy independence, his continues to pour American dollars into Saudi pockets and sell a few tire gauges along the way.

In Baseball parlance this was not a home run. This was a bases loaded bottom of the eleventh grand slam over the center field bleachers and right through the windshield of Joe Bidens pretentious Mercedes limo.

And she did it without a safety net – the teleprompter screwed up and she had to do that speech from memory and did it without a flaw. I am so proud of that woman, and so happy that John McCain picked her as his running mate. It only shows that he’s a much shrewder leader than many people gave him credit for (myself included)

Note to self: never underestimate the Captain.

Of course the only people in the press that she impressed were the ones with enough functioning brain cells to a) notice she was on tv, and b) listened to her.

There were quite a few that had a) covered, but not so many were capable of b). The haters started in first thing in the morning. The mindless drones of CNN and PMSNBC got their marching orders from Obama: whine and moan that someone wrote the speech for her. That kind of cramping and bloating would be more impressive if she was reading it off the teleprompter, but her teleprompter didn’t take applause breaks like she did so she lost that tool early on.

Now they’re whining about her hair. HER HAIR! “It’s out of date.” the brightest and the best of journalism tell us. If so then after watching last nights speech Obama should seriously consider a jheri curl.

I don’t worry about Sarah any more, the Barracuda was a tough car and Sarah Barracuda is a tough woman. She’ll do just fine against these mindless animals and I’ll pay good money to get a picture of her field dressing Alan Combs. Sarah Barracuda proves the history channel right: It’s Tougher In Alaska

Obama: The Lowest Filth Ever to Run For Office?

Like associates with like. - Marcus Tulius Cicero, Roman orator

Who you associate with says a lot about you and what you think of yourself. Take Ronald Reagan for example: he surrounded himself with men and women of honor and dignity, he wouldn’t allow petty tomfoolery in his administration and now he stands as the greatest president in the second half of the century.

Look at Jimmy Carter: he surrounded himself with hicks and snake oil peddlers, his administration was the most dismal failure of the 20th century. His hamfisted associates known as the “Georgia Mafia” saw the middle east as a financial playground ripe for their own plucking. They tried to force the Shah of Iran into a business deal and when the  Shah refused to buckle Carter turned his back on him. Then after the Shah was deposed Carter brought him in to the United States making our country the target for every babbling rag head terrorist on earth. All thanks to his good friends in the Georgia Mafia.

Show me the person you honor, for I know better by that the kind of person you are. – Thomas Carlyle, historian and essayist

Now look at Obama Barak and the people he’s surrounded himself with.

God Damn America – Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s Pastor of 20 years

How can you sit in a church for 20 years and not see this man’s racism, intolerance and abject stupidity unless it matches your own racism, intolerance and abject stupidity?

“I don’t regret setting bombs” and “I feel we didn’t do enough” and “Kill all the rich people. … Bring the revolution home. Kill your parents.”- Weatherman Underground terrorist and murderer William Ayers, associate of Barak Hussein Obama

Barak Hussein Obama and this terrorist worked together for years on the Woods Fund, a Chicago non-profit which ended up sending thousands of dollars to Jeremiah Wrights Trinity United Church of Christ and have worked together jointly on academic panels. Ayers held several fund raisers for Obama’s senate campaign in his own house.

How can you work with a man for years, on and off, and take his money for your campaign, from a bomber, a terrorist, someone who admitted he was “as guilty as sin” and enjoys waiving it in the face of civil authority to this day unless you’re sympathetic with his ideals?

“Every man becomes, to a certain degree, what the people he generally converses with are.” – Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield

And now Barak Hussein Obama shows his true colors by relentlessly attacking Sarah Palin, a working mom, Governor of Alaska, and a woman more qualified to be president than Barak or anyone on his staff. He’s pretended to take the high road all the while his people have attacked Sarah, her daughter, her husband, and her infant son with Downs Syndrome. They’ve even sunk to creating fake porn pictures of Sarah Palin and emailing them all over the Internet. This is the kind of man Barak Hussein Obama is.

“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better to be alone than in bad company”- George Washington