Ten Mountains Ben Cohen Should Jump Off

Ben Cohen is a blogger for the Huffington Post, he claims to be a writer for ESPN.com and Boxing Monthly Magazine. I’m guessing letters to the editor. I don’t read his blathering unless my arm is twisted and from what I’ve seen I can safely say that If his sports acumen is as sharp as his political insight his best article submitted to ESPN would be titled something like “Detroit Lions: 21st Century Powerhouse” Or “The Buffalo Bills Superbowl Winning Streak Examined”

Cohen recently wrote a piece for the Huffington Post, which for those of you who don’t know is an on-line hangout for posters from the Democratic Underground who finally figured out two extremely tricky tasks: how to tie their shoes and how to wave bye-bye. As you can guess their talent pool is incredibly limited. And like the gene pool, Ben Cohen comes from the shallow end.

I know that his article, 10 Republicans Who Should Go Away, is just an opinion piece, and like assholes everyone has an opinion, but Ben – you need to stop kissing other peoples opinions so deeply, keep your tongue in your mouth fer crying out loud. Ben needs to realize that if you’re going to draw up a list of 10 Republicans, you need to list 10 Republicans. At least 3 of his sited people aren’t Republican. He freely admits that Bill O’Reilly isn’t a Republican – so why did he include him? I’m thinking intellect didn’t play a major part in this article.

For one, he attacks Bill O’Reilly for claiming to be “working class”. Why? Because Michael Kinsey (who once set a record for cups of Kool-Aid drank) said he was “Middle Class” not Working Class. Like Kinsey lapdiving into Bill Clintons crotch, Cohen swallowed that one untill his jaw ached, he even called Kinsey’s opinion “facts“. I was brought up in a “middle class” family and I’ve worked my ass off every day of my life, unlike Ben Cohen I know what working is like, and I’ll never put down a working man because of something that unblinking lizard-like Michael Kinsey said.

Cohen’s writing skills came to the forefront when he decided to attack Sarah Palin. Unfortunately he was writing about Tina Fay. Of course the Governor of the Largest State In The Union doesn’t have the foreign policy experience that Barak Hussein Obama has, Sarah was born in the US. And can prove it. She also had to run for election against opponents to reach office in her career, unlike Barak Hussein Obama.

Now, if I say Ben Cohen is ignorant I want you to remember that ignorant just means that someone doesn’t know something. And when Ben Cohen writes about Michelle Malkin there’s a WHOLE LOT he doesn’t know. He’s probably the most doesn’t know something person I’ve ever seen.

To begin with, he assaults her book “In Defense of Internment: The Case for ‘Racial Profiling’ in World War II and the War on Terror” of course he didn’t read the book. All he read was a poorly written uncited Wikipedia article (no, I’m not kidding, he actually used Wikipedia as a source and actually linked to it – LOL!!!) That’s not all, he even uses Andrew Sullivan as a source too!

If your sides aren’t splitting by now, hang on – it gets better; he knows Michelle is Asian (Ariana Huffington probably helped him out with that one) but get this: he doesn’t know what nationality she is! he writes

The book essentially defends the internment of Japanese Americans during World War Two and argues for more racial profiling of Arabs, which would be a bit like a Jew making the case for the holocaust in the name of German unity.

Can you believe it? I had to read that about 8 times before I realized someone could possibly be that ignorant. Here it is in a nutshell Ben: Michelle’s heritage is Filipino. My great uncle was a Jesuit missionary in the Philippines during WWII, his description of what the Japanese Army did to the people of the Philippines would make ANY Jew say “Damn, we got of easy in WWII”

If Michelle’s opinion of the DEMOCRAT policy of internment of Japanese during WWII is tainted by the suffering of her people at the hands of those animals, I sure a good liberal like Ben Cohen could understand, right? If someone were to claim that Michelle’s opinion of the DEMOCRAT policy of internment of Japanese during WWII was ill informed, I’m sure a good journalist like Ben Cohen would have read the book to find out where she was wrong, right?

I’m also sure that if someone was to say Michelle Malkin is a Republican who should go away, a good writer like Ben Cohen would first find out if Michelle Malkin was a Republican, right?

Yeah right.

The problem with Liberals is that they’ve convinced the American people that they’re Intellectual and that they’re motivated by love and caring. What a lie.

Liberals are haters. Ben Cohen is an ignorant hater. He even had the terminal ignorance to bitch about the best ally the Democrats had in Washington: George Bush. George Bush was bad president because he did stupid things, and the stupidest was to reach out to the Democrats. He gave them the war they begged for in 1998, he let Ted Kennedy write that intellectual abortion called “No Child Left Behind” he let Nancy Pelosi do any damn stupid thing she wanted, he didn’t bother to veto a single spending bill placed before him, but mostly he let Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd singlehandedly destroy the worlds economy. Something Ben Cohen ignorantly  blamed on Alan Greenspan.

Hey Ben – Only 3 people called for regulation of the financial industry, George Bush, Alan Greenspan, and John McCain. Your boy Obama made his money off Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac donations, Barney Frank slept with their board members, Chris Dodd blocked any attempt to regulate their transactions, Al Sharpton and Charlie Rangel threatened racism lawsuits against anyone who tried to run their bank with a modicom of respect. How can you be so ignorant of that without massive effort?

The only way you can possibly believe the things you spout is that you are as smart as your article shows (and thanks to Zogby polls we all know about the intellectual horsepower of Barak Hussein Obama supporters), but one hint: de Nile isn’t a river in Montana and Tammy Bruce isn’t going to return your calls.

And Michelle Malkin isn’t a Republican.

So here you go Ben: Mount McKinley, Archdeacons Tower, Mount Logan, Peak 18735, Pico de Orizaba, Mount Saint Elias, Volcán Popocatépetl, Peak 17400, Mount Foraker, and Mount Lucania. Unlike your list of Republicans, my list of mountains are ALL mountains.

Science is in Concensus: Global Warming Is Over

It’s over, shut off the lights, empty the studio. Make Al Gore sell back those worthless carbon credits. The news that the Global Warming “Crisis” is over has seemed to passed by the main stream media, but you can’t blame them. By their own admission they were working hard to get Obama elected and too busy to see what was going on beyond that. I’m guessing it’s tough for them to type with one hand.

31,000 scientists approached by the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine in 2007 and 2008 signed a declaration which states to the effect that “global warming” is not a crisis and that humankind has very little influence over the climate.

That should settle it, according to Al Gore science is a big popularity contest and the more signatures you get on your petition or declaration the closer you are to the Universal Truth. Cause and effect be damned, he’s diminished science to his own private American Idol where viewers phone in to vote for their favorite hypothesis. But now more and more scientists aren’t signing his petitions, they’re actually studying the earth and drawing conclusions based on their observations rather than based on their benefactor.

For example; Al Gore bemoans that the earth’s seas are rising… and they are. However he warned of rises exceeding 20 feet, but there’s nothing in science that backs up that claim.  The sea levels have been rising for over 10,000 years, ever since the ice age ended and the glaciers began melting. For the past 10,000 years the seas have risen 400 feet at a rate of 4 feet per century, however in the 20th century the sea levels rose by less that 8 inches.

Al Gore claims that there’s been famines due to global warming, however in reality famines were caused by skyrocketing food prices. Sky rocketing food prices were caused by huge tracts of land being taken out of food production and put into biofuel production in response to Al Gore’s global warming panic. In the United states, in just 2 years over one third of all agricultural land was taken out of food production. The blood of millions of people who starved to death is on Al Gore’s hands.

Wait a minute! You say. What about global temperatures? What about the arctic ice pack?

Glad you asked. On all measures, global temperatures have been falling for seven full years since late 2001. The January-to-January fall in temperatures between 2007 and 2008 was the greatest since global temperature records were first compiled in 1880, 128 years ago. The rate of new Arctic sea-ice formation in mid-October 2008 was among the fastest since satellite records began almost 30 years ago. There has been no decline whatsoever in the total global extent of sea ice since satellite records began.

The most laughable thing about this is that Barak Hussein Obama, the second black president of the United States, believes this crap.  He claims that global warming will weaken the US Economy and threaten national security, but in reality his scatterbrained scheme of cutting 80-90% of US carbon emissions and bankrupting the coal industry will do that without even having to look at the thermometer. In fact responsponsible scientists insist that a warming of 2 degrees with increase agricultural output.

Thanks liberals, you voted for Frederick Douglass but instead handed us Daffy Duck.