In case you’re wondering if congress is getting stupider I’m going to have to settle that question by saying “No, they couldn’t possibly get any stupider.” The free spending social parasites making up our House of Representatives may have actually gotten a bit smarter and realized that their political future ends with the waning moments of 2010, therefore they’re starting to push their anti-American agenda with a new Marxist zeal. Of course the few Obama appointments that were able to take office without violating the terms of their parole are also working overtime before their meat puppets are relegated to history.
Take EPA chief Lisa Jackson. Former head of the EPA for the state of New Jersey now stress testing the Peter Principal at the Federal level Lisa has an environmental policy that smells just as good as her former state. Her peon to morons AKA HR2454 American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009 reads like a Steven King novel aimed at the environmentally clueless.
The act is the normal gobbldygook of unenforceable crapola wrapped around the most stupid garbage ever published:
Because they induce global warming, greenhouse gas emissions cause or contribute to injuries to persons in the United States including–
damage to plants, forests, lands, and waters;
harm to wildlife and habitat
scarcity of water and the decreased abundance of other natural resources;
worsening of tropospheric air pollution;
AND!!!
other harm
OTHER HARM!?! Good Gawd! Head for the bomb shelters!!!
This steaming heap of fantasy has a solution though – itself.
Global warming and its adverse effects are occurring and are likely to continue and increase in magnitude, and to do so at a greater and more harmful rate, unless the Safe Climate Act is fully implemented and enforced in an expeditious manner.
Global warming IS occurring? When the fuck did that start? The planet earth is cooling off at such a rapid rate it’s time to start looking for parking spaces for glaciers in Miami. Actual Science not that refried snake oil that Al Gore is pawning off on the weak minded shows that we’re headed headlong into a global cooling pattern that’s going to make the Little Ice Age of the 18th century look like a vacation in the Bahamas.
The minute increase of anthropogenic CO2 in the atmosphere (0.008%) was not the cause of the warming—it was a continuation of natural cycles that occurred over the past 500 years. The PDO cool mode has replaced the warm mode in the Pacific Ocean, virtually assuring us of about 30 years of global cooling, perhaps much deeper than the global cooling from about 1945 to 1977. – Dr Don J. Easterbrook, Professor Emeritus of Geology at Western Washington University
Meanwhile morons like Henry Waxman and Lisa Jackson are spinning fables and passing laws that would destroy what little is left of the US Economy with plans to “capture” carbon and hiding it somewhere. And while they’re tilting at inefficient windmills and blaming a trace element in the atmosphere for a Global Warming that doesn’t exist (and if it did would be far more benificial to the human race than the opposite could ever be) they do absolutely nothing to combat the real culprit, the Number 1 Green House gas, the one that makes up 95% of all greenhouse gasses: Vaprorous Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most evil of all chemical compounds: given time it will dissolve anything, and when combined with oxygen will even eat through the hulls of ships. Dihydrogen Monoxide will, following long exposure wear away solid rock, cause buildings to collapse, and destroy untold acres of farm land. Dihydrogen Monoxide was one of the major causes of damage in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.
During the 9-11 attacks people dressed like FDNY men were seen applying Dihydrogen Monoxide to the buildings both before and after the collapse of the towers.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is used in every single nuclear power plant in the us.
Medical surveys of American elementary schools show that traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our children!
And yet Lisa Jackson does nothing to address this menace.
