Megan Fox’s measurements are 34-26-34, but the important measurement, IQ, falls somewhere in between those. Recently she was asked what she would do to keep Megatron from destroying the world. In the July issue of Total Film UK her answer was:
“I’d barter with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Waterboarding wouldn’t pound a clue into a head as empty as that. Any guesses that she masturbates to Newsweek articles on Barak Obama like Chris Matthews is rumored to do?
