I Just Love Being Right

I have always said that the worst mistake you can make as a voter is to vote for a senator that’s running for president. Senators have historically made the worst presidents, going all the way back to Franklin Pierce. Meanwhile Governors have always made our best presidents. Why? As one very wise fellow (me) has stated: “Governors run a government, senators run a campaign.”

Now Senator Barak Hussein Obama has proven me right. For all intents and purposes Hussein has stopped campaigning against Captain John Sidney McCain and is now running against Governor Sarah Louise Palin. I’m guessing that he can’t compete against a Silver Star, Legion of Merit, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and Navy Commendation Medal and has decided instead to pick on a girl.

When he had his winged monkeys of the blogosphere drag her through the mud the entire venture blew up in his face leaving the world to know that B. Hussein Obama will do anything to become president, including attacking a pregnant unmarried seventeen year old girl and a baby with Downs Syndrome.

While his loving followers were smashing windows, slashing tires, spraying people with toxic chemicals, assaulting delegates, and trying to kill cub scouts in St. Paul, Cooper Anderson of CNN asked B. Hussein Obama if his experience in the senate compared with her experience as Governor of Alaska His reply was;

“My understanding is that Gov. Palin’s town, Wassilla, has I think 50 employees. We’ve got 2500 in this campaign. I think their budget is maybe 12 million dollars a year – we have a budget of about three times that just for the month.”

Like I said, Governors run a state, Senators run a campaign, and Obama has proven me absolutly correct by showing that his main only claim to fame is running the campaign he’s currently in. I am so vindicated! And I hope he comes after me after reading this, I have a teenage daughter that will beat the living snot out of him even better than dear Bristol Palin has already done.

As for emergency management his experience mostly lay in appearing on NPR, co sponsoring legislation and missing votes in the senate. 80% of the votes in late 2007 as a matter of fact. Like I said, a Senator only runs a campaign, showing up to vote is a side consideration, one that he and Joe Biden rarely stoop to.

Sick, Disgusting, Twisted; it’s a Leftwing Thing

Ever since John McCain announced that Gov, Sarah Palin would be his running mate the left has gone berserk trying to dig up dirt on her, and when all they could find was that she flip-flopped on one item (the bridge to nowhere) they decided it would be best to make it up.

The Daily Kos (an outlet for the sub room-temperature IQ crowd), Andrew Sullivan (a man whom sets back the gay rights movement every time he opens his mouth {read into that what you want}) and Alan Combs (a cadaver in need of a grave) have been absolutely spastic over the choice of Governor Palin. In light of not having anything more negative to write about her than “She’s better qualified than Obama” they sank to modern mass media tactics: they made shit up.

First they accuse the governor of failure to take proper pre natal care (having 5 kids that’s just one more thing she’s more experienced at than Obama) and leave hanging and unworded accusation that she caused her daughters downs syndrome. Then they finally decided that since she didn’t really look pregnant in a couple of photographs, then the baby is obviously her daughters!

What’s really hysterical is that they’re wondering why Sarah was having prenatal tests to find if her Trig had Downs syndrome, and in the same breath accuse Bristol of being Trig’s mother.

Good taste keeps me from ranting on and on about the sick twisted soulless bastards that just make up lies about good people just to inflate their own egos. I’d even mention how being poorly hung as they are often causes this kind of derangement but I won’t. Of course they’ve been proved wrong, but there’s still no cure for stupidity.

On the upside, Trig Palin will be a wonder, a joy, and a delight to her parents for her entire life, while Andrew Sullivan’s, Alan Combs, and Markos Moulitsas parents will wonder daily why they didn’t opt for an abortion.

Do I Take the Cyanide or the Kool-Aid?

Great, we’re down to Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, John McCain, Ron Paul, and that Hucklesomething guy. What a choice, 3 senators, one representative and another governor of Arkansas. Historicly the correct choice is that Hucklesomething guy, as Governors have traditionally made the best presidents (Governors run a state, senators run a campaign) but another Arkansas dirtbag? And the guy reminds me of Dan Hedaya. I’d MUCH rather vote for Mit Romney, he looks like Bruce Campbell. Huckleberry will bail out soon, he’ll realize he can keep what money he’s collected and jump. Watch. Arkansas Governor = Crooked. We know it’s true.

Ron Paul is going to implode soon. Like Denny Kusinich, the longer you spout insanity the aloner you get. Very soon he’s going to look around at the Ronulans surrounding him and reality will strike and he’ll be a vapor trail headed for the woods. Unlike Kusinich much of what Ron Paul spouts is close to sane, but like I’ve said on many an occasion, there isn’t a USAF doctor I’d waste a bullet on, let alone a vote. If this guy is such a hotshot doctor, why isn’t he doctoring? I have trouble with libertarians who are clueless to the fact that term limits are the solution and you can actually impose them yourself ON yourself.

The Democratic party is NOT going to let Barak Obama become the candidate. They will justify their destruction of his campaign by saying there’s too many racists on the right. The truth will be that the Democrats feel they still own the blacks and this one’s getting a bit too uppity.

That leaves us with Hillary and John McCain. The ONLY difference between the two is that Hillary had the freedom to protest against John McCain in the 60’s, John was preoccupied. They both have bad hair, they both have short tempers and foul mouths that will be entertaining the press for decades to come, they’re both morally flexible to the point of obscenity, but worst of all… they’re both senators. And when it comes to being president, senators SUCK.

 Any one remember Nixon? Anyone ever hear of Pierce?

Beware of the Waterworks!!!

Fresh after her resounding trouncing of “Uncommitted” and picking up a whopping 0 delegates in the meaningless Michigan primary Hillary should be on top of the world, right? Now a Reuters/Zogby pollreleased on Wednesday shows Obama and Hillary in a neck and neck race. The last time it looked like Obama was in a good position to win, Hillary broke out every cheesy scheme she could come up with: hiring professional hecklers, upping the give away ante, and bursting into well timed tears of American pride when the word “Patriotism” was mentioned. Now what can we expect?

It’s going to be ugly.

More Voting Machine Madness

As I mentioned, the brain trust at the Democratic Underground (DUh) assure us that Diebolt voting machines were used to “steal” the New Hampshire primary election from Barak Obama by the Republicans. As we all know the Diebolt touch screen voting system is the most corrupt and easiest to hack voting system ever, it was embraced by the Florida Democrats after the last voting system they embraced was too complex for the average Floriduh voter. (Hanging chads anyone?) I’m not going to get into how the DUh troops came to this conclusion that the Republicans stole the New Hampshire primary, it was obviously well researched and thought out before being put up to public scrutiny, except for one little teensy weensy item:

All votes cast in New Hampshire were cast on paper ballot.

It Was The Republicans All Along!!!

Yep – you betcha, there was voter fraud in the New Hampshire Democratic party primary and it’s all the Republicans fault! Now sure, you’re probably asking yourself not only How, but Why would the Republicans commit voter fraud to revive the sagging and pathetic campaign of Hillary Rodam Clinton. Personally I’m fascinated, let’s look:

Votes are still taken by voting machines produced by vendors highly sympathetic to the Republican Party.

That’s our fiends at the Democratic Underground (AKA Teabaggers Unanimous), they’ve solved the mystery. Smaller districts in New Hampshire (<2000 voters) use hand ballots, large districts (>2000+ voters) use Diebolt voting machines. The districts using hand count ballots showed returns in favor of Obama, districts using the Diebolt machines showed returns in favor of Hillary. OBVIOUSLY it was the Republicans all along!

How did they do it? – Who cares! It was the Republicans!

Why did they do it? – Who cares! It was the Republicans!

It’s amazing what was overlooked: The differences of the voting public, the differences in the districts, the likelihood of Clinton dirty tricks, the likelihood of pollers inaccuracies. Ignore the fact that the polls were dead on in every other race only the numbers for Barak and Clinton were skewed.

The nutweeds on the DU are stroking themselves up to believe that Saint Hillary was nearly cheated out of an election because some voting machines took it upon themselves to miss count Obama’s ballots? This is stupid and self serving enough to make it a moveon.org policy!

Interesting, very interesting

24 hours ago Barak Obama led Hillary Clinton by double digits in the polls, but she wins by 2% and nary a peep from the Lame Stream Media, however during the last presidential election another poll debacle occurred to the resounding demands of congressional investigations, supreme court hearings, and villagers with torches and pitchforks.

I’m getting tired of hearing “Comeback Kid” and how the crocodile tears in Portsmouth showed voters that Hillary was “real” and “caring” rather than a selfish, shameless media whore. Now CNN is claiming that the voters were racist and at the last minute changed from Obama to Hillary

Pleeeeze

John Edwards LOVE Child

Over at the National Enquirer the big story is John Edwards LOVE Childthat he’s having with Rielle Hunter, a former campaign staffer who apparently was working on his staff approximately 6 months ago. I guess he was poking at her in fun and she took it serious. There is no news if Rielle Hunter will follow the courageous path blazed by Elisabeth Edwards: blaming everything on Ann Coulter.

Rielle Hunter publicly says that Andrew Young is the father of her child, but then Rielle Hunter has denied being Rielle Hunter too.

Let’s also keep in mind that the National Enquirer is owned by Roger Altman, former asst Secretary of the Treasury under William Blythe Jefferson Clinton III, and rumored to be the choice of Hillary Rodam Clinton Rodam-Clinton to be Secretary of the Treasury after her coronation. Coincidence? Hardly. The Clinton Mafia has used the National Enquirer shamelessly so smear opponents in the past, so to all those Edwards supporters who thought their boy was safe from the gutter filth that Hillary is so fond of slinging, this Dried Frog Pill is for you.