Dried Frog Pills – Simulate Sanity the Natural Way

September 10, 2008

Crafty Old Fox

Filed under: Election 08 — driedfrogpills @ 12:15 pm

Let’s face it, the extreme left is destroying this country. They’re eroding the constitution, they’re reading things into the constitution that aren’t there. Bill Clinton fired ALL federal judges and they remain silent yet when George Bush cans 9 of the losers that Bill Clinton installed they wet their pants.

When Clinton was risking our troops lives in foreign sewers like Somalia and Bosnia – two areas that have no inpact on our national interest no one said a word. When he ordered our planes to drop bombs from no lower than 5 miles up causing our pilots to kill thousands of innocent women and children in Bosnia the left was dead silent. When Bush sends in troops to protect national interests, to respond to an attack (something Clinton could never be bothered to do) the left goes in to a mouth foaming frenzy. Oddly enough many were screaming that he wasn’t doing it right. Yeah, he should have been shooting traitors at home and persons violating the Geneva Convention over there.

This is just scratching the surface of the nutcase left. They’re marching naked in the streets, they’re attacking police and vandalizing private property in the name of “peace”, they’re violating the constitution by trying to silence anyone on radio and TV who point out their excesses and insanity. They’re spitting on our soldiers. Berkley has once again become the home of “free thought” and proves daily the old adage ‘you get what you pay for.’

The left has thrown Hillary under the bus and has adopted an organizer to put lipstick on their community. They’ve elevated Obama Barak to massiah status and have successfuly fought off any attemt to look into his privleged past and have been able to themselves that his tired old same old crap platform is change.

Against a quasi-religious figure John McCain is thrown into the fray and the old Navy Captain had a battle plan that’s stunning in its brilliance and simplicity.

He sent his people far and wide to find a candidate that would appeal to a large portion of real America, yet throw the lunatic left into a complete tizzy. The second part of the requirement is easy, he could select God himself and the left controlled main stream media would complain that his running mate isn’t experienced enough. It was satisfying the first condition that was tougher. Having selected Sarah Palin he had his folk start checking her out last May, but he never said a word. 

When McCain finally sprang Sarah Palin on the world, the left went into a frenzy. They attacked her, they attacked her children, they attacked her infant with downs syndrome. They accused her of racism, they’ve accused her of infidelity, they’ve accused her of being a member of a political party they didn’t like. When she made a joke that featured the word “Pitbull” once in the joke they’ve accused her of insulting their dogs.

They’ve thrown everything at her, including Obama who’s called her a pig, but she’s still there, still standing and McCain is standing back watching them throw themselves fruitlessly against the walls of Ft. Palin. It’s a great plan, he just has to remain calm, occasionally direct some return salvos and stay on target in his appearances.

Sarah is weathering the storm fine, and I can’t wait until she’s vice president when it will be payback time.

August 7, 2008

What Has Changed?

Filed under: Election 08 — driedfrogpills @ 4:08 pm

I haven’t posted in a long time because… nothings happened in the past 6 months. Well, mostly nothing. The race for president is still down to Barak Hussein Obama, Hillary Rodman Clinton, John McCain, and Ron Paul.

What’s that you say? Hillary and Ron dropped out? When? When did they concede? When did they make an announcement that they’re no longer seeking the office of the presidency? Tell me!

Because as far as reality goes in this particular universe, both Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton are in it up to their armpits (which is easy to say for the shortest congressman on earth.)

Because Hillary is going to Denver to force a vote for the nomination. Now that the country has been able to get a look at their ‘presumptive candidate’ a lot of that shine coming off Barak Hussein Obama isn’t exactly shinola. They’re finding out that they’ve hitched their wagon to a shallow elitist snob with the personal depth of a coffee cup – a whole lot like John Kerry without that whole abandoning his troops thing. A polished, thoughtful statesman wouldn’t have made that gaff where he actually said that the US could find energy independence if they just inflated their tires. He actually said that properly inflated tires would yield just as much oil as “McCain has been talking about drilling”  – yeah, if you do it for 11,308 years. Remember: B. Hussein Obama studied law, not math. Or common sense.

Hillary and her hitsquad mob, PUMA (PUMA = Party Unity My Ass – I kid you not!) are going to demand a vote on the nomination… to give the sheeple voters of the Democrat party the feeling that they were involved*sigh!* It’s going to be ugly, REAL ugly. With the moonbats locked up in cages along the streets and the moonbats inside the convention, Denver is going to be the place to be for those of us who need to lower our IQs.

Honest to God, the city of Denver had to pass a law making it illegal to throw urine and feces at people, just for these moonbat protesters.

As for the Ronulans, Ron Paul is still in there, flogging away at his attempt to become the first epileptic butcher military doctor to misdiagnose patients in the White House. His platform runs from the sane (no welfare for illegal immigrants) to the completely lunatic (immediate withdrawal of forces from Iraq. Anyone remember the fall of Saigon?) Little Ron is going to be holding his own convention next door to the RNC convention, I guess that’s to show the world that Republicans attract unhinged moonbats too.

Personally I don’t give a damn, each and every candidate for president SUCKS. EVERY ONE OF THEM. Three retard senators and a retard former meatgrinder turned congressman. Yeah you Ron Paul, outside of the ER I haven’t met a military doctor I’d waste a bullet on, let alone something as precious as a vote.

Someone wake me when an economist or someone with a forking clue decides to run. I’ll be dreaming that Walter Williams won the election.

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