Sometimes I feel like the Bursar and the whole world is the Unseen University.
The Bursar in question is Dr A. A. Dinwiddie, DM (7th), D.Thau., B.Occ., M.Coll, and he is quite insane, caused so by the nuttyness of denizines of the Unseen University an imaginary school of wizardry from the delightful pen of Terry Pratchett. The Bursar is able to keep grounded in reality (however tenuously) through the use of Dried Frog Pills. Dried Frog Pills are specially formulated to create hallucinations in the Bursar that simulate sanity. They also give him the ability to fly, but the faculty keeps him too busy to remember that.
This morning a fire broke out in the Old Executive Building in Washinton DC. It was barely a matter of moments before the cries of Reichstag! broke out on lesser, nastier blogs. For all those embattled nut cases who see conspiracies behind every door, but ignore the felonius, treasonous actions of their Godheads Bill and Hillary, this Dried Frog Pill is for you.
Time Magazine selected Vladimir Putin as their person of the year, soley for the reason of his efforts in crushing a flowering democracy and returning the KGB to power. For all those workers at Time Magazine who consistantly bring us the absolute epitome in slanted, skewed, anti-American journalism then wonder why the print media is dying, this Dried Frog Pill is for you.
Barak Obama, whose resume is untainted by any entries that could hint at any leadership position to the point that Scout Master would top his list of accomplishments is beating Hillary Clinton in the recent ABCNEWSIJUSTMADETHISCRAPUP poll 33% to 29%. He’s riding high even knowing that a well mannered cheese sandwich could replace him in the polls compaired to the “talent” that the Democratic party is running, however the big shock is that Hillary has ANY support. For those followers of the only First Lady to become involved in a murder scandal and are constantly wondering why the shrill harpy they’re blindly following hasn’t been crowned Queen Of Everything, this Dried Frog Pill is for you.
