Health care sheep

A big thanks to all you healthcare sheep, here is some of the stuff you’re dumping on us:

- 5 years in prison and $25,000 fine AND a 2.5% income tax increase for those who chose not to participate (unless you’re on the public dole – then you get any damn thing you want including taxpayer funded abortions)

- employers MUST pay 100% health insurance for part time employees AND their families (oh this is going to generate some jobs)

- ACORN will be used to sign up individuals to the health care plan (if ACORN comes to my door we’ll see how health care works)

- hundreds of millions of $$$ for veterinarians (so my dogs don’t have to go to prison I suppose)

- The Christian Science church gets remuneration from the federal government for prayer treatments as medical expenses (so do I get a remuneration if I say a prayer in a public building?)

- a 70% tax increase on capital gains taxes (they’re trying to get people to buy houses, not sell them)

- a 5.4% income tax increase

- qui tam (medical lien) – a legal procedure that will allow any lawyer to take up to half of any medically related insurance claim you receive on behalf of the government, without notifying you and keep a large percent as a bounty

- tax breaks and tax fee healthcare for gay couples

- federal regulation of vending machines

- the creation of 111 new government agencies

- BILLIONS of $$$ for walking paths, street lights, jungle gyms, farmers markets,

- the Federal will annually audit the books of any private company they want.

- Healthcare is rationed, you only receive so much healthcare per year

- living wills will be manditory

- vague language that can be used to eliminate the 2nd amendment. (If you try to take my gun you’re going to NEED healthcare)

Personally I say it’s time to use those second ammendment rights. NOW.

Inside the Obama White House

“May I introduce the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the Right Honorable Gordon Brown and Her Ladyship Sarah Brown!”

The words echoed around the empty entry foyer of the White House. The White House Usher, retired Coast Guard Admiral Stephen Rochon cleared his throat and announced again abet much louder “The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the Right Honorable Gordon Brown and Her Ladyship Sarah Brown!”

President Obama stepped into the foyer and flicked a live cigarette butt into the corner. “I heard you the first time Stevie, now go finish polishing the silver!” he spat disdainfully. Bowing and scraping the Admiral took his leave, then Obama turned to the Prime Minister “Ain’t no right honorable nuttin here Gordo, it’s all left with us. You down with that?”

Caught off guard Mr. Brown sputtered “Uh, er, um, uh, yes Mr. Obama. Left it is.” and awkwardly bumped knuckles with the president. Behind the President Mr. Brown noticed a blond haired man walking at a deep bow skitter crab like through the foyer. The man snatched up the cigarette butt Barak tossed in the corner, popped it in his mouth, looked around nervously, then scuttled off

“That’s cool, and this is The Missus?”

“I’m honored to meet you Mister President.”

“I’m sure you are,” said Obama, “What did you bring me.”

“Ah, em yes.” Mr Brown nervously gestured behind him and several aids laden with gifts stepped forward. “As a symbol of our solidarity as brother nations the People of the United Kingdom would like to present you with this original copy of the Declaration of Independence, this exact copy was presented to King George III, as you can see it’s exquisitely framed in a hand crafted frame taken from the timbers of the HMS Victory herself…

“That’ll look ok in Shasha’s bedroom… next to her Chris Rock poster, I guess.” mumbled an obviously unimpressed Obama.

“And the hand bound collection of books authored and autographed by Winston Chuchhill himself…”

“More f____ing reading to do, I don’t have time for that. Here, we got goods for you too.” Obama put two fingers in his mouth and whistled shrilly. The bent blond man scampered in and dropped a canvas Whole Foods bag next to Obama then scurried off, weeping in joy just to be near his idol. “Stevie! What did we get our guests?” Shouted Obama.

From another room the voice of Admiral Stephen Rochon boomed “A complete collection of Sylvester Stallone’s greatest hits! Including Rocky! Demolition Man! and that unforgetable classic Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot! But that’s not all! A years supply of Turtle Wax! Turtle Wax beautifies as it protects! And RRRRRICE A RONI! The San Francisco Treat!”

Obama pointed to the bag. “Them disks are blu ray too.”

Gordon and Sarah looked at each other in shock then noticed that Obama was leaving the foyer and they dashed to keep up with him. They were soon sweating profusely in the sweltering heat of the White House. “Problems with the furnace Mr. President?”

“Yeah, can’t get it hot enough,” he muttered, then pulled out a Marlboro, and lit it with a solid gold zippo lighter. He tossed the lighter asside like a spent match. “Gonna get a f____ing coal furnice and  a gang of stokers if we can’t keep this crib warm enough.” He bumped knuckles with Barry White as they passed in the hallway “My man!” they both muttered.

“But, uh… global warming! Shouldn’t you be setting an example?”

Obama stopped and whirled on Brown. “Look, we’re making good money on this global warming horse s__t, the morons are gobbling it up like crazy. You want a piece of my pie? Huh? well DO YA?” Just then Bill Ayers stood out from a shadow and opened his jacket to show a vest of dynamite.

“Uh, I suppose not,” sputtered Brown.

“Besides, I AM setting an example.”

“What example is that.”

Obama sneared and turned “It’s good to be da king.” He left the room and the Browns hustled to keep up. Before long they were seated in the white house kitchen dining area. While Sarah looked around at the staff obviously preparing a large state dinner the Prime Minister asked “Didn’t I just see Barry White? Isn’t he dead?”

Obama just shook his head. “Silly brit. Yah, he was dead, but I got a party to night with my homies and being dead isn’t going to get him out of this gig. You’d be amaized at what you can get accomplished with enough money and a few busted caps.” He gestured for the Browns to sit down at the staff dining table.

All about them the staff was preparing wagyu beef, Nantucket scallops with glazed red carrots, portobello mushrooms and roasted sunchokes, and huckleberry cobbler. “MMMM-m! My homies are gonna eat good tonight! Don’t you worry, we’ll do good by England too. Sit!”

The Browns sat down and the stooped blond man appeared with three bags from Burger King and placed one in front of each then scampered to a corner where Obama tossed him another cigarette butt. Obama rubbed his hands together and withdrew a Whopper from his bag. “Bee Kay! Betcha don’t get that in… in… where’s that place you’re from?”

“London,” said Sarah Brown darkly.

Obama leaned conspiratorially to Gordon. “Guess you don’t teach women their place properly in that London place.”

Desperate to change the subject Gordon noticed a mirror and a razor blade at each place setting. “And this is for…?”

“Dessert.” said Obama. Just then Rhom Emanuael pirouetted into the room and handed Obama a gold plated blackberry. “It’s Her Highness” he said in a voice and facial expression that brought forth images of Lerch from the Addams Family.

With a sigh Obama held the phone up to his ear. “Yes dear… yes dear… yes dear. No dear… no dear… no dear… What ever you want dear… anything…. I mean it… no, we got plenty of money… who cares how it gets paid for… yes you can buy that… and that… and that… Yes dear… no it’s not too much, get two or three… ok, luv you too, bye.” and he tossed the blackberry over his shoulder where it shattered against the wall. The blond man began sweeping up the debris weeping with joy.

“Umm… Mrs Obama on a shopping trip?”

“Nah, that was Nancy Pelosi, she’s working up another  stimulus bill.” muttered Obama, then he broke into a grin “Stimulus bill! Get it? Riot!” He elbowed Gordon in the ribs. “We’ll be whipping our asses with the constitution in a matter of months, THEN we’ll show them just who the real socialists are!”

Feeling nauseous and desperate to change the subject Gordon gestured to the filthy blond man in the corner eating his own boogers. “Who is that wretch?”

“Chris Matthews. He’s ok as long as he doesn’t soil himself too often. He’s still useful even though the election is over.”

“And where is his friend, that Olberman fellow?”

“You didn’t see the lawn jockey?”

KILL the BILL

Here’s why I think every congressman or senator who votes for the “Recovery Act” or the “Stimulus Package” or the “Gigundus Crap Sandwich” (the name depends on how honest the user is) should be maimed. Horribly maimed. Here’s why. Here’s SOME of the pork hidden in this trillion dollar turd burger:

* $2 billion earmark to re-start FutureGen, a near-zero emissions coal power plant in Illinois that the Dept. of Energy defunded last year because the project was inefficient

* A $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film

* $650 million for the digital television (DTV) converter box coupon program

* $88 million for the Coast Guard to design a new polar icebreaker (arctic ship)

* $448 million for constructing the Dept. of Homeland Security headquarters

* $248 million for furniture at the new Dept. of Homeland Security headquarters

* $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees

* $400 million for the CDC to screen and prevent STD’s

* $1.4 billion for a rural waste disposal programs

* $125 million for the Washington, D.C. sewer system

* $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities

* $1 billion for the 2010 Census, which has a projected cost overrun of $3 billion

* $75 million for “smoking cessation activities”

* $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges

* $75 million for salaries of employees at the FBI

* $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction

* $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River

* $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas

* $6 billion to turn federal buildings into “green” buildings

* $500 million for state and local fire stations

* $650 million for wildland fire management on Forest Service lands

* $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities

* $1.2 billion for “youth activities,” including youth summer job programs

* $88 million for renovating the headquarters of the Public Health Service

* $412 million for CDC buildings and property

* $500 million for building and repairing NIH facilities in Bethesda, MD

* $160 million for “paid volunteers” at the Corporation for National and Community Service

* $5.5 million for “energy efficiency initiatives” at the VA “National Cemetery Administration”

* $850 million for Amtrak

* $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint

* $75M to construct a new “security training” facility for State Dept Security officers when they can be  trained at existing facilities of other agencies.

* $110 million to the Farm Service Agency to upgrade computer systems

* $200 million in funding for the lease of alternative energy vehicles for use on military installations.

* IDEA, Part B State Grants: Formula grants to assist the States in meeting the excess costs of providing special education and related services to children with disabilities.

* IDEA Infants and Families: Formula grants to the States to assist them in making early intervention  services available to children with disabilities aged birth through 2 and their families.

* State Medicaid Bailout: $87.7 billion Through 3 different mechanisms, the bill would provide additional federal funds to state Medicaid programs over the next 3 years. This is nearly $70 billion more than the governors asked President Obama for in December, and should be a loan to be repaid by the states.

* Eliminates fees on loans from the Small Business Administration, thus pushing private capital toward unproductive businesses and away from productive businesses.

* Increases the definition of “youth” for certain summer job programs from age 21 to age 24.

* $160 million to the Job Corps program at the Dept. of Labor, but not for job programs – rather, to  construct, alter or repair buildings.

* Requires a government study on the impact of minimum wage laws on the Northern Mariana Islands and American Samoa.

* $79 billion State Fiscal Stabilization (slush) Fund to bailout the States by providing billions of dollars for
“education” costs of any kind.

* $47.843 billion is appropriated for a variety of energy programs that are primarily focused on renewable energy development and energy conservation/efficiency. Not one dollar is appropriated to make fossil fuels more affordable in the near future. More than $6 billion of these funds go to environmental clean ups.

* Increases eligibility for “weatherization” assistance to households 200 percent above the poverty level.

* The “Making Work Pay” credit of $500 to every individual making less than $75,000 (or $1000 to couples  making $150,000 or less) would pay people whether they are productive or not – akin to welfare.

* The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP – food stamps) would temporarily suspend the 3-month limit for non-working adults to receive SNAP benefits, thus giving incentives not to find a job.

* Installs government as the creator of broadband deployment regardless of whether the specific local/regional market can sustain it.

* Funds new “green jobs” job-training program without eliminating inefficient job-training programs or consolidating duplicative job-training programs.

* $890 million to the Social Security Administration without any provisions to reduce improper payments, or any plan to increase solvency of the trust fund.

* Nothing requires the products that are purchased with these funds be here in America. Lithium ion batteries, for instance, are primarily made in Asia.

Call/email/write your congressman. Tell him he’s unemployed come election day.

A Most Dangerous Precedence

Like pigs at the trough both US businesses and Governments are lining up at the public teat to suck the average tax payer dry while President B. Hussein Obama eggs them on promising more and more money that doesn’t exist. The printing presses in Washington are screaming as they crank out more and more worthless dollars by the bushel. Meanwhile in the House of Representatives the house RINOs gave up on their core beliefs, turned their backs on their constituents and pissed on Ronald Reagan’s grave.

The RINOs, in their mindless kowtowing to The One, used their only chance to make a difference and wasted it on a cheap shot at a cheap idiot and in the process set a dangerous precedence that moved them from the realm of traitorous to the realm of traitorous idiots. The RINOs used what little pull they had left by inserting wording in the Holy And Most Miraculous Stimulus Package (or whatever those daffy bastards are calling the Great Giveaway of 2009) that pretty much crushes what little say American voters have in their government.

The RINOs put wording in the bail-out-a-rama that in effect says that if Governor Blagojevich is still Governor of Illinois then Illinois doesn’t get their share of the bailout money.

I don’t care what you think of Governor Blagojevich, just the fact that Geraldo Rivera is behind him proves to me that Governor Blagojevich is a moral whack job, the only thing that could be worse is if Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman profess their man-love for him. Regardless what you think, just the fact that Congress decided to cut off the funds to a state because they personally don’t like the Governor is terrifying.

What happens when a state elects a senator they don’t like? Cut off the electricity until the voters see things ‘the way they should be seen?’ Send in the Army? Maybe kill off the first born male child of every family?

Leaving this wording in the Grand Turdburger that is Obama’s legacy is treasonous, and any congressman that votes for this package with this wording in it should be tarred and feathered. At a minimum. Or be forced to date Nancy Pelosi – whichever is more terrifying.

Obama’s 3rd Day In Office

I decided that I should ease up on Obama-san, give him a chance. Sit back and evaluate then make a decision. It’s been a hectic 3 days for the lad from Hawaii:

- He’s appointed a man who can’t figure out how to use Turbo Tax as the Secretary of the Treasury.

- He’s appointed a woman who lines her pockets with foreign money as Secretary of State

- He’s appointed a Raytheon lobbyist as deputy secretary of Defense despite a ban on appointing lobbyists to government positions

- He’s bombed an ally (Pakistan) killing (at current count) 21 civilians (Here’s the change you morons hoped for)

- He’s told congress what they can and can’t listen to on the radio. (yea, screw that whole first amendment thing)

Then I realized that Zbigniew Brzezinski is Obama’s chief foreign policy adviser.

So I have to apologize – I was wrong. I once stated that Obama is trying to be another Bill Clinton. I was horribly wrong. I looked again at his socialist policies, his horribly bad picks for his cabinet, his actions proving that all his words were lies, his mindless drones bleating like sheep following his every move, his embarrassing relatives… he’s not another Bill Clinton

He’s another Jimmy Carter.

For those of you that are too young to know, and those leftists that refuse to think, Zbigniew Brzezinski is the architect of the disastrous Carter administration, his actions turned Iran into a radical islamist state, his meddling converted the entire middle east into a roiling cesspool of disastrous proportions. He founded the Taliban to fight against Russia, his actions brought Osama Bin Laden to power, the man is terrifying. He’s the dumass bastard that brought us the Iranian Hostage Crisis. He’s meddles in the middle east like Alton Brown rifling through a well stocked pantry. And he’s Obama’s chief foreign policy adviser.

I used to laugh (actually I still do) at “truthers”, those pathetic stupid bastards running around trying to convince us that the Bush Administration caused 9/11.Then I read some of Zbigniew Brzezinski’s book, The Grand Chessboard. This book is Brzezinski’s peon to global domination and how to achieve it. In it he wrote

“Never before has a populist democracy attained international supremacy. But the pursuit of power is not a goal that commands popular passion, except in conditions of a sudden threat or challenge to the public’s sense of domestic well-being.”

Brzezinski’s Trilateral Commission is just big enough and powerful enough and well skilled in the art of manipulating the twisted and weak islamofacist mind to do something would could be viewed by the American people as a condition of sudden threat… like say… 9/11.

Brzezinski also had his hand in all the candidates in the 2008 election, and in the end his two main picks were the final runners up. While Obama was (is) Brzezinski’s meat puppet, Randy Scheunemann was John McCain’s chief Foreign Policy adviser and Ian Brzezinski was working on the McCain campaign. While the left shrieked that Scheunemann was once a lobbyist for the Country of Georgia, they didn’t bother to whine about the fact that he’s a disciple of Brzezinski.

When Brzezinski said that John McCain would cause the start of WWIV, he wasn’t warning, he was bragging!

So think how about this possibility; I’m not saying it’s the truth, I’m saying I have a bad enough feeling about Brzezinski  to think this is a possibility and I’m not a conspiracy nut by any means: Small government, compassionate conservative George Bush, fresh off his victory and saving the American Republic from Al Gore is suddenly faced with a crisis on September 11th caused by the very people that Brzezinski formed, armed and brought to power; Al Qaeda. Subversive elements within the American Government immediately mobilize trying to turn popular opinion against the president. In the election of 2004, Brzezinski backed John Kerry looses, yet the opposition to George Bush only increases until a Brzezinski candidate, Barak Obama , wins the election in 2008. Suddenly all opposition to the war evaporates.

Am I accusing Zbiginew Brzezinski of manipulating events to cause the current situation? Well, that would be kind of like accusing the sun of rising in the morning. It’s what he does, it’s what he’s always done and will conitnue to do until he dies. What I am saying is that if 9/11 were caused by a domestic agency it’s not the Bush admistration that caused 9/11- it’s the OBAMA administration that caused it.

Dare you to prove me wrong