When Will They Give It a Rest?

Liberals are insane. Truly feces eating, chattering and dribbling insane. Albert Einstein once said “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”.

You would think they’d learn, you would imagine that one glimmer of reality would filter through their thick cranium and illuminate the dust filled passages of their inner workings so the few remaining neurons could rub against each other and create a spark of intellect. But no – they keep doing the same thing over and over and over and they stand there with their thumb up their noses wondering why America thinks they’re retarded.

They’re not retarded. They may be stupid, self serving, emotional cretins, and insane, but they’re not retarded.

I should correct myself and publicly mention that when I say “Liberals” I mean the drone like morons that lurch through society looking for braaaaains (because they have none) wishing only for Obama to sexually molest them and to turn America into a Stalinist collective of misery and bankrupt morals – a mirror of their own soul. These are the cretins that call themselves “Progressives”, the asshats who think Hillary Clinton (who has done nothing in the senate) is a great senator, who really and truly belive J-O-B-S is a three letter word.

Real liberals are few and far between – they are rare thinking creatures … well rare for the political left. You can actually sit down and have a conversation with a Real Liberal, for a Real Liberal is open to new ideas and different view points. A Real Liberal will change his/her mind when confronted with a well expressed view point. These “Progressive Liberals” aren’t even mature enough to cover their ears and scream “I CAN’T HEAR YOU! LA LA LA LA LA!!” when confronted with a differing view point.

Instead they play childish games that closely resemble an 8 year old torturing  a puppy.

Look what they did to Sarah Palin’s children. The lies and rumors they spread as news should keep the Palin family living in luxury if they ever press slander lawsuits, but Sarah is well above that level.

Most of the time I am amused when I see what these jerks have done or said next. Most of the time their antics is equivilant to lighting a bag of dog turds on fire then ringing the door bell and running… then expressing shock when they relize they’re still holding the bag. Or sometimes they leave the bag, with their name boldly printed on it, and are still on the porch gloating over their intellect when the door opens.

This time the left couldn’t find any dog turds and were caught trying to poop into a flaming bag with their name on it when the door opened.

This time they used a tactic that displays their cowardess, lack of immagination, and outright stupidity. They created what are called “Sock Puppets” – imaginary identities on the internet. They then posted moronic statements on the Team Sarah website, then turned around and shouted to the world “LOOK! THEY’RE RACISTS!!!”

THEN they went back to their feces lined dens and giggled amongst themselves in full view of the entire internet. (Huffington Post, Something Aweful, Dipshit Underground)  It’s like they have no concept that their moronic stunts can be tracked… sort of like leaving obscene phone messages and being too stupid to realize that there’s such a thing as caller ID.

However the fact that they’re doing it means one thing to me – I’m absolutly right in supporting Sarah Palin. If these knob gobbling drones with a room temprature IQ can realize that she’s a political threat to Komrad Hussein Obama it should be apparent to the rest of the world (the part that can walk without dragging their knuckles) that she is the leader this country needs.

If there is a country left after Komrad Hussein Obama is finished with it.

Obama: You Screwed Up – You Believed Me

A reporter asks Barak Hussein Obama to the effect “You mocked Hillary Clinton’s lack of forign policy experience during the campaign, now you appoint her Secretary of State, what’s up with that?”

The One responds:

This is fun for the press to try to stir up whatever quotes were generated during the course of the campaign, and you’re having fun. And there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m not faulting it. But, look, I think if you look at the statements that Hillary Clinton and I have made outside of the heat of a campaign, we share a view that America has to be safe and secure, and in order to do that we have to combine military power with strengthened diplomacy.

In other words: “You screwed up, you believed me! I was just talking smack and you took me serious! Who’s the dummy now?”

Again a big thanks to all you morons (data verified by Zogby poll) who voted for this shister. You’ve given me 4 years of material and a HUGE impeachment trial coming up to laugh about.

Ten Mountains Ben Cohen Should Jump Off

Ben Cohen is a blogger for the Huffington Post, he claims to be a writer for ESPN.com and Boxing Monthly Magazine. I’m guessing letters to the editor. I don’t read his blathering unless my arm is twisted and from what I’ve seen I can safely say that If his sports acumen is as sharp as his political insight his best article submitted to ESPN would be titled something like “Detroit Lions: 21st Century Powerhouse” Or “The Buffalo Bills Superbowl Winning Streak Examined”

Cohen recently wrote a piece for the Huffington Post, which for those of you who don’t know is an on-line hangout for posters from the Democratic Underground who finally figured out two extremely tricky tasks: how to tie their shoes and how to wave bye-bye. As you can guess their talent pool is incredibly limited. And like the gene pool, Ben Cohen comes from the shallow end.

I know that his article, 10 Republicans Who Should Go Away, is just an opinion piece, and like assholes everyone has an opinion, but Ben – you need to stop kissing other peoples opinions so deeply, keep your tongue in your mouth fer crying out loud. Ben needs to realize that if you’re going to draw up a list of 10 Republicans, you need to list 10 Republicans. At least 3 of his sited people aren’t Republican. He freely admits that Bill O’Reilly isn’t a Republican – so why did he include him? I’m thinking intellect didn’t play a major part in this article.

For one, he attacks Bill O’Reilly for claiming to be “working class”. Why? Because Michael Kinsey (who once set a record for cups of Kool-Aid drank) said he was “Middle Class” not Working Class. Like Kinsey lapdiving into Bill Clintons crotch, Cohen swallowed that one untill his jaw ached, he even called Kinsey’s opinion “facts“. I was brought up in a “middle class” family and I’ve worked my ass off every day of my life, unlike Ben Cohen I know what working is like, and I’ll never put down a working man because of something that unblinking lizard-like Michael Kinsey said.

Cohen’s writing skills came to the forefront when he decided to attack Sarah Palin. Unfortunately he was writing about Tina Fay. Of course the Governor of the Largest State In The Union doesn’t have the foreign policy experience that Barak Hussein Obama has, Sarah was born in the US. And can prove it. She also had to run for election against opponents to reach office in her career, unlike Barak Hussein Obama.

Now, if I say Ben Cohen is ignorant I want you to remember that ignorant just means that someone doesn’t know something. And when Ben Cohen writes about Michelle Malkin there’s a WHOLE LOT he doesn’t know. He’s probably the most doesn’t know something person I’ve ever seen.

To begin with, he assaults her book “In Defense of Internment: The Case for ‘Racial Profiling’ in World War II and the War on Terror” of course he didn’t read the book. All he read was a poorly written uncited Wikipedia article (no, I’m not kidding, he actually used Wikipedia as a source and actually linked to it – LOL!!!) That’s not all, he even uses Andrew Sullivan as a source too!

If your sides aren’t splitting by now, hang on – it gets better; he knows Michelle is Asian (Ariana Huffington probably helped him out with that one) but get this: he doesn’t know what nationality she is! he writes

The book essentially defends the internment of Japanese Americans during World War Two and argues for more racial profiling of Arabs, which would be a bit like a Jew making the case for the holocaust in the name of German unity.

Can you believe it? I had to read that about 8 times before I realized someone could possibly be that ignorant. Here it is in a nutshell Ben: Michelle’s heritage is Filipino. My great uncle was a Jesuit missionary in the Philippines during WWII, his description of what the Japanese Army did to the people of the Philippines would make ANY Jew say “Damn, we got of easy in WWII”

If Michelle’s opinion of the DEMOCRAT policy of internment of Japanese during WWII is tainted by the suffering of her people at the hands of those animals, I sure a good liberal like Ben Cohen could understand, right? If someone were to claim that Michelle’s opinion of the DEMOCRAT policy of internment of Japanese during WWII was ill informed, I’m sure a good journalist like Ben Cohen would have read the book to find out where she was wrong, right?

I’m also sure that if someone was to say Michelle Malkin is a Republican who should go away, a good writer like Ben Cohen would first find out if Michelle Malkin was a Republican, right?

Yeah right.

The problem with Liberals is that they’ve convinced the American people that they’re Intellectual and that they’re motivated by love and caring. What a lie.

Liberals are haters. Ben Cohen is an ignorant hater. He even had the terminal ignorance to bitch about the best ally the Democrats had in Washington: George Bush. George Bush was bad president because he did stupid things, and the stupidest was to reach out to the Democrats. He gave them the war they begged for in 1998, he let Ted Kennedy write that intellectual abortion called “No Child Left Behind” he let Nancy Pelosi do any damn stupid thing she wanted, he didn’t bother to veto a single spending bill placed before him, but mostly he let Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd singlehandedly destroy the worlds economy. Something Ben Cohen ignorantly  blamed on Alan Greenspan.

Hey Ben – Only 3 people called for regulation of the financial industry, George Bush, Alan Greenspan, and John McCain. Your boy Obama made his money off Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac donations, Barney Frank slept with their board members, Chris Dodd blocked any attempt to regulate their transactions, Al Sharpton and Charlie Rangel threatened racism lawsuits against anyone who tried to run their bank with a modicom of respect. How can you be so ignorant of that without massive effort?

The only way you can possibly believe the things you spout is that you are as smart as your article shows (and thanks to Zogby polls we all know about the intellectual horsepower of Barak Hussein Obama supporters), but one hint: de Nile isn’t a river in Montana and Tammy Bruce isn’t going to return your calls.

And Michelle Malkin isn’t a Republican.

So here you go Ben: Mount McKinley, Archdeacons Tower, Mount Logan, Peak 18735, Pico de Orizaba, Mount Saint Elias, Volcán Popocatépetl, Peak 17400, Mount Foraker, and Mount Lucania. Unlike your list of Republicans, my list of mountains are ALL mountains.

Obama – Sick Twisted Bastard or Idiot? You Decide

Team Obama recently ran an ad pointing out John McCain’s inability to send an email.

“Our economy wouldn’t survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats,” [Obama spokesman Dan] Pfeiffer said. “It’s extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn’t know how to send an e-mail.”

Senility? Alzheimers? Stupidity?

How about merciless inhuman torture? From the Boston Globe (March 4, 2000):

McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan – Ted Williams is his hero – but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

Nice move Obama, you just declared war on veterans. Thankfully the injuries I suffered as a vet were due to my own clumsiness, and not from interrogators for one of the most merciless regimes to crawl out from under a rock. As a veteran I hereby dedicate my life to bringing your big eared ass down Obama.

You sick twisted bastard.

And Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

The Ratings for MSNBC’s election coverage wasn’t looking good. Both people that watched said the same thing: “For God sakes please untie us!”

Yeah, it was that bad.

But what do you expect? Prima Donnas Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman both on the air? At the same time? It was like bitch night at an all you can drink Daiquiri Bar in the Tenderloin district. WTF was NBC thinking when they put those tools on the air at the same time? Both should have the words DNC BITCH tattooed on their sloping foreheads and “Reserved For Obama” tattooed… elsewhere.

Matthews career peaked in 2004 when he verbally beat up a girl (Michelle Malkin) so bad Senator Zell Miller asked him to step outside for a well deserved ass kicking.His show is called “Hardball”, but it should be called “Girlyshriek” because that’s his style of interviewing anyone who doesn’t orally worship Obama and the DNC party line: he cries, bitches and screams until the guest either leaves or hands him a bottle of Mydol.

Keith Olberman, who wants to have boy sex with Obama, has made a career out of getting beaten up every single night of the week by someone that doesn’t even know he’s there: Bill O’Reilly. The ONLY person on TV with lower ratings than Keith Olberman is Billy Mays, and Billy’s new series of Ginsu commercials are gaining on Keith pretty rapidly. Keith’s forte is deep philosophical thoughts like ” ‘People who like this sort of thing will find this… the sort of thing they like.”  And that’s pretty deep for Keith. He usually just throws Nazi salutes (He says it’s because he’s mocking O’Reilly, but most people figured out that it’s in his contract with the Democrats to acknowledge them during the show)

Olberman’s show is called “Countdown” and he counts something, I usually turn on reruns on the Cartoon Network by the time he says “Number 5″ (Rumor has it that he counts down 5 things.) He has a list he calls “The Worst People On Earth” but he’s never named Michael Moore, Chris Matthews, himself, or the moron who hired him so we know the title of the list is a lie.

Someone at PMSNBC finally had it with these too bitter, imbecilic assclowns and yanked their stupid asses off the air. The breaking point came when they started whining at each other like 4 year old girls over who gets to use the microphone more, Honest! You can’t make this stuff up! Like Keith Olberman comparing the old enforcement wing of the Democratic party to Fox news! (That’s the KKK for those of you who had a public school education)

So Dumb and Dumber no longer will co-host election coverage. They’ll both still be on the air (May God have mercy on our souls) and Keith will still “Countdown” something but Hey! Someone has to make Billy Mays look intelligent.

True Rumors about Barak Hussein ObamaObama

Obama has had so much fun having his winged monkeys spread lies about Sarah Palin and her children, I decided to do something much worse about Obama: Spread the truth.

• Yes, it’s true, Obama’s brother lives in a mud hut in Kenya on $12 a month
• Yes, Obama was raised a Muslim. His brother Malik (the one in the hut) confirms this.
• Yes, Obama has relatives in Government, his cousin Raila Odinga is the Prime Minister of Kenya.
• Yes, Obama’s family is a bunch of murderous pigs. His cousin Reilia Odinga lost the election for Prime Minister of Kenya and went on a rampage raping, looting, killing. They particularly enjoyed trapping Christians inside churches and burning them alive. They ended up killing 1,500 people and displacing 600,000 more. Obama went to support him in 2006 after the shooting ended and before the next crooked election that he won.
• Obama sought endorsement of the Marxist party in 1996
• During a speech on race Obama admitted he’d lied. He had in fact been present and aware of Rev. Wright’s rhetoric.  
• Obama says his parents met at the Selma March which led to their wedding and Obama’s birth. That’s a lie. Barack was born 4 years before the Selma March. 
• Obama wrote and stated that his father was a goat herder. No, he wasn’t. That’s a lie. Barack’s father was a well known man from a wealthy family, who often bragged about his wealth.
• BarackObama claims to be a constitutional law professor, which he isn’t. 
• The Senator claimed to speak fluent Indonesian as a child. Not true. 
• Obama claimed involvement in an asbestoshousing crusade. Again not true. 
• Barack made up an inspiring story about a Life Magazine article detailing the struggle of a black man that disfigured himself in an attempt to make his skin white. That was a lie. 
• When called on the lie he said it was Ebony Magazine. Another lie.The article never existed in any magazine. 
• Obama said he didn’t have a relationship with Syrian money man Tony Rezko. He  said he didn’t know Rezko well and that Rezko hadn’t raised much money for him. Turns out Obama and Rezko were close, and that Rezko had in fact raised over 250,000 dollars for Obama.  
• Obama said “President Kennedy rescued my father from Kenyan obscurity and airlifted him to the American Dream.” Senator Obama’s father came in September 1960, while EISENHOWER was President. 
• Obama insists “My first name (Barack) is not Arabic – it is Swahili.” In reality it’s a swahili corruption of the Arabic girls name Barakah = blessings from God
• Obama claims  “I never practiced Islam.” In reality Senator Obama practiced Islam daily at Meteng Primary school, where he was registered as a Muslim.
• Barak claims he has forign policy experience because he lived in Indonesia. He was 6 years old at the time.
• Barak says “I understand what it is to be an African American.” If so it must be from what Michelle tells him, according to US law he’s an Arab American. enator Obama’s racial background consists of the following: 50% white (mother, both sides), 43.25% Arabic (father, both sides), and 6.25% African Negro (father, one side, 1 generation removed). 12.5% is the legal threshold one must prove to claim racial status under the law. In addition, Senator Obama cannot make a sociological claim as an African American either. He was not raised as an African American, was not raised by African Americans, and was not raised in an African American neighborhood.
• Obama was not an underprivilaged child. From the ages of 2 – 6, Senator Obama was raised by his wealthy, grandparents. From the ages of 6 – 10, Senator Obama was raised by his mother and his step-father who was an Oil Executive in Indonesia; from the age of 10 until his early adulthood, Senator Obama was living again with his wealthy grandparents, one of which was the Vice President of the Bank of Hawaii. Senator Obama has attended prep schools like Occidental College, paid for by HIS FAMILY. He then went on to Harvard, the State Senate of Illinois, and the U.S. Senate.

More to come, read this and talk amongst yourselves

Obama: The Lowest Filth Ever to Run For Office?

Like associates with like. - Marcus Tulius Cicero, Roman orator

Who you associate with says a lot about you and what you think of yourself. Take Ronald Reagan for example: he surrounded himself with men and women of honor and dignity, he wouldn’t allow petty tomfoolery in his administration and now he stands as the greatest president in the second half of the century.

Look at Jimmy Carter: he surrounded himself with hicks and snake oil peddlers, his administration was the most dismal failure of the 20th century. His hamfisted associates known as the “Georgia Mafia” saw the middle east as a financial playground ripe for their own plucking. They tried to force the Shah of Iran into a business deal and when the  Shah refused to buckle Carter turned his back on him. Then after the Shah was deposed Carter brought him in to the United States making our country the target for every babbling rag head terrorist on earth. All thanks to his good friends in the Georgia Mafia.

Show me the person you honor, for I know better by that the kind of person you are. – Thomas Carlyle, historian and essayist

Now look at Obama Barak and the people he’s surrounded himself with.

God Damn America – Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s Pastor of 20 years

How can you sit in a church for 20 years and not see this man’s racism, intolerance and abject stupidity unless it matches your own racism, intolerance and abject stupidity?

“I don’t regret setting bombs” and “I feel we didn’t do enough” and “Kill all the rich people. … Bring the revolution home. Kill your parents.”- Weatherman Underground terrorist and murderer William Ayers, associate of Barak Hussein Obama

Barak Hussein Obama and this terrorist worked together for years on the Woods Fund, a Chicago non-profit which ended up sending thousands of dollars to Jeremiah Wrights Trinity United Church of Christ and have worked together jointly on academic panels. Ayers held several fund raisers for Obama’s senate campaign in his own house.

How can you work with a man for years, on and off, and take his money for your campaign, from a bomber, a terrorist, someone who admitted he was “as guilty as sin” and enjoys waiving it in the face of civil authority to this day unless you’re sympathetic with his ideals?

“Every man becomes, to a certain degree, what the people he generally converses with are.” – Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield

And now Barak Hussein Obama shows his true colors by relentlessly attacking Sarah Palin, a working mom, Governor of Alaska, and a woman more qualified to be president than Barak or anyone on his staff. He’s pretended to take the high road all the while his people have attacked Sarah, her daughter, her husband, and her infant son with Downs Syndrome. They’ve even sunk to creating fake porn pictures of Sarah Palin and emailing them all over the Internet. This is the kind of man Barak Hussein Obama is.

“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better to be alone than in bad company”- George Washington

The Sun Effects Our Weather???

The Sun, that big burning ball of hydrogen that lights up the sky during the daytime, that thing effects the weather?

Really?

The dogma I’ve been hearing from True Believers of the Most Holy Church of Climatology is that the sun has little or no effect on global warming, that the recent period of unprecedented solar activity has absolutely NOTHING to do with global warming, that George Bush is solely responsible for global warming because six years before he was elected the Senate didn’t ratify the Kyoto Blame America Only Protocol.

Then suddenly this morning my eyes fell upon this little nugget, It appears that Velasco Herrera, a scientist from the National Autonomous University of Mexico, claims that:

in about ten years the Earth will enter a “little ice age” which will last from 60 to 80 years and may be caused by the decrease in solar activity.

How could that be if the sun has no effect on global warming? Velasco Herrera also threatened to bring down the wrath of the Global Warming Gods by speaking other such blasphemy:

The models and forecasts of the IPCC “is incorrect because only are based on mathematical models and presented results at scenarios that do not include, for example, solar activity,” said the specialist also in image processing and signs and prevention of natural disasters. The phenomenon of climate change, he added, should include other kinds of factors, both internal, such as volcanoes and the very human activity, and external, such as solar activity

Volcanoes and solar activity?!? The next thing you know he’ll be wanting us to believe that the climate is not 100% under mans control and may even be an act of [gasp] nature! It’s clearly obvious that Velasco is either {pick one} delusional for daring to proclaim such blasphemy, suicidal for mouthing such blasphemous utterances during a Holy (election) Year, or an actual scientist with no political agenda.

I mean, look at the down side of Global Warming: Longer growing seasons, precious water released from the ice caps, increased species diversity, tourism. Where the upsides of a cooling trend are glaringly apparent: increased dependence on fossil fuel for heating, shorter growing seasons, crop failures, famine, plague.

As for me, I vote for Global Warming. On the down side, we loose Florida. On the upside, we loose Floridians.

Bush Derangement Syndrome Outbreak in Boulder CO!

News it’s not

However in the Land that Sanity Forgot the city council of Boulder Colorado is considering a resolution to impeach President Bush and Vice President Cheney with no criminal charges (other than “We don’t Like Them”) and no evidence, AND ignoring the fact that President Clinton signed the Iraq war into law in 1998.

We used to say that the world is tipped and the fruts and nuts roll to the west coast, the flakes get hung up in Boulder. Why do these brain burnt 60’s leftovers have to prove me right every day?

Of course the City Council of Boulder Colorado has nothing else to do with their time, except for maybe…

2 murders
35 rapes
29 robberies
164 aggravated assaults
487 burglaries
2,300+ larcenies
157 stolen cars
72 cases of arson
453 assaults
76 forgeries
336 cases of fraud
1,088 acts of vandalism
95 sex assaults
1,100+ DUI arrests

Hypocracy at Hypocricy.com

I went to Hypocricy.com to look up some stuff on Al Gore, and guess what – there was nothing. Hypocricy.com is not about hypocrisy, it is hypocrisy. Glad I got that figured out right away. The entire web site is just another left wing happyfacist smear job looking to make Stalinism palatable to today’s ever growing stupid majority.

Then again, they may not have had enough storage space to house the Clinton archives.

 Lets face it, they’re on the Bush Dimentia Syndrome bandwagon and no amount of dope slapping will knock any sense into their thick skulls. The very first article I saw was whining about the Bush administration gathering intelligence on terrorists. I guess the intellectually challenged at Hypocricy.com like the idea of terrorists murdering them and their family (I kind of like the idea of terrorists murdering the thick folk at Hypocricy.com too) because in their rabid, foaming at the mouth, tunnel visioned view of their own personal fantasy land they completely forgot that thier idol, Bill Clinton {everyone genuflect and suck} signed Executive Order 12949 into law authorizing warrentless searches. The authority he cited is the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 signed into law by none other than himself Jimmy “Thick As A Brick” Carter.

DUH?

We must remember that in 1972 the Supreme court stated that the President does not have the authority to conduct warrentless wiretaps for domestic surveillance (the Keith decision) but does have the authority to conduct warrentless wiretaps on foreign agents, like Eldridge Ames. I didn’t see anywhere in Hypocricy.com where they take Bill Clinton {everyone genuflect and suck} to task for conducting warrentless wiretaps on US citizens in 1994. Then again, the name of the website is Hypocricy.com

I get it now – if you enforce the laws written by Democrats you’re a criminal. And iIf, like Trent Lott, you pay a compliment to a Democrat you’re a bigot.

In that case I will never be accused of a bigot.