A big thanks to all you healthcare sheep, here is some of the stuff you’re dumping on us:

- 5 years in prison and $25,000 fine AND a 2.5% income tax increase for those who chose not to participate (unless you’re on the public dole – then you get any damn thing you want including taxpayer funded abortions)

- employers MUST pay 100% health insurance for part time employees AND their families (oh this is going to generate some jobs)

- ACORN will be used to sign up individuals to the health care plan (if ACORN comes to my door we’ll see how health care works)

- hundreds of millions of $$$ for veterinarians (so my dogs don’t have to go to prison I suppose)

- The Christian Science church gets remuneration from the federal government for prayer treatments as medical expenses (so do I get a remuneration if I say a prayer in a public building?)

- a 70% tax increase on capital gains taxes (they’re trying to get people to buy houses, not sell them)

- a 5.4% income tax increase

- qui tam (medical lien) – a legal procedure that will allow any lawyer to take up to half of any medically related insurance claim you receive on behalf of the government, without notifying you and keep a large percent as a bounty

- tax breaks and tax fee healthcare for gay couples

- federal regulation of vending machines

- the creation of 111 new government agencies

- BILLIONS of $$$ for walking paths, street lights, jungle gyms, farmers markets,

- the Federal will annually audit the books of any private company they want.

- Healthcare is rationed, you only receive so much healthcare per year

- living wills will be manditory

- vague language that can be used to eliminate the 2nd amendment. (If you try to take my gun you’re going to NEED healthcare)

Personally I say it’s time to use those second ammendment rights. NOW.

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Blacks have been waiting for decades for a black president, their desire for one was so earnest that they actually named Bill Clinton as the ‘first black president’. Now we have Obama and to be honest I think the blacks of America would be better off forgetting he was half black and continue to demand to “Get whitey out of the White House” (yeah, some people used to say stupid things like that)

Fortunately America is starting to wake up

Unfortunately it’s too damn late.

Obama and his pack of commie drones are currently using the US Constitution like toilet paper and shoving their moronic bullshit down our throats while the press stands by scratching their collective asses and instead of questioning these mooks about their foul intentions, they print meaningfull crap like the threat golfballs impose on the environment.

A islamist terrorist opens fire and shoots 45 US soldiers on US soil and Obama interrupts a comedy routine for 2 short moments to speak on it. Instead of bitch slapping the JCS and demanding they clean these rabid animals out of their corps, Obama gets all “Mr. Rogers” and pleads that we don’t jump to conclusions.

What the fuck are you protecting Mister President… besides your imperial life style? It sure as fuck isn’t America. Where does the constitution allow you to take over a private business? Where does the constitution allow you to set the salaries of employees of private business? Where the hell does your oath of office demand that you coddle terrorists and insult veterans with you pick of Janet Nepalitano for DHS Babysitter In Chief?

Thank GOD we still have a second amendment… in fact the time to exercise it is drawing close.

Terrorists are popping up in Denver, New York, Dallas, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Raleigh

Iran reveals that they have TWO uranium processing centers

Osama Bin Laden demands that NATO forces leave Afghanistan

Our administrations response? To remove 385 agents from the border, threaten to arrest people without health care and insure our kindergarteners can sing the praises of the Obamassiah.

You may ask yourself why the middle east is lighting up like a fireworks factory in a California wildfire, the answer is simple. Our president came equipped with a tag that read “Testicles Not Included”

I’m impressed with Obama’s speech, I didn’t think anyone could make Momar K’Daffy look good.

HELP! I’m being buried under platitudes and I can’t get up!!!

One can only pray for the family of his poor teleprompter.

Anyone wondering why Obama isn’t condeming election fraud in Iran?

Because when you find something that works you support it.

One wonders how many of his Acorn homies he sent to help his brutha from anutha mutha Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in their steam rolling of human rights.

The state department is in shock that Iran didn’t accept any invitations to attend the 4th of July celebrations to be held world wide. I mean WTF? Iran financed the nuke that North Korea is going to shoot at Hawaii, why not help Obama celebrate his biggest victory?

You want this jerk running healthcare?

Case closed.

Obama, suddenly realized that if you spend a lot of money you run up a HUGE DEFICIT!  My Gawd! The brains on that man! He figured that out all by himself with only 400 advisors and an entire nation screaming “What the fuck are you doing asshole?”  When do you think that he’s going to realize that Jack Kennedy was right when he said “cutting taxes increases revinue” (because people don’t try to cheat), and Ted Kennedy was wrong when he said “Screw it, blonds float.”

Of course this doesn’t apply to health care. In the name of an alcoholic spoiled rich bastard Obama is going to bankrupt the nation, now the Dems want free dental and free mental. What the hell, why not boob jobs and hair plugs for everyone? Let’s all look our best when the Chinese decide to forclose on Obama’s $10 TRILLION dollar loan and just fucking take over.

Megan Fox in the nude (to attract perverts on google, I wish I had a picture of Helen Thomas in the nude for you limp wrist left wing idiots)

Megan Fox’s measurements are 34-26-34, but the important measurement, IQ, falls somewhere in between those. Recently she was asked what she would do to keep Megatron from destroying the world. In the July issue of Total Film UK her answer was:

“I’d barter with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

Waterboarding wouldn’t pound a clue into a head as empty as that. Any guesses that she masturbates to Newsweek articles on Barak Obama like Chris Matthews is rumored to do?